O fuk lads, I'm in ROTC and we have some really fancy military

>>18083715

try not acting retarded.

>>18083736
Woah I get it now

>>18083764

in all seriousness, what advice could we possibly give on not acting retarded?

>>18083769
What to generally talk about, how much eye contact and so forth. I freeze up with girls for some reason and I really don't want that to happen

>>18083785

make only about 40% eye contact.

>what to talk about

food, the weather, how her week has been, mutual interests, and your farting habits.

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>>18083789

>>18083811

again im just pointing out that there is nothing we can tell you. how do we dictate eye contact? we can suggest the basic topics but we know nothing beyond that about you and that girl.

stop over thinking

>>18083815
I just want general advice or experiences anons have had with this sort of things before... I'm new to this

>>18083818

just go with the intent of having fun,. not impressing.

>>18083821
Alright, let's see if I can seal it this time.

>>18083715
Do the opposite of what you're doing right now, pretend you're out with a good friend and have fun. If you give off a fun vibe she'll pick up on that and act accordingly

>>18083931
Is pretending she's a dude a good idea?

>>18083943

dude, stop over thinking everything.

have you considered that dating is supposed to be fun? how is it supposed to be fun if you treat it like the SATs?