Baked potato staute.

>>18057767
just make it yourself: carve off any part of the potato that doesnt look like the statue

>>18057808
i want a professional statue.

>>18057767
Why not just get him a mr potato head and color his eyes red and give him a doobie?

Find a community college.

Walk to the art department.

Find someone who looks like an instructor.

Ask them where they do sculpting.

>>18057767
I saw this on Shark Tank, don't remember the name of the company though, it was a silly pitch, both guys showed up in a potato costume that looked like 2 testicles.

This is pretty easy, senpai. Plast-a-scene a fake potato for the mold, cast a potato, and bronze it.

Look for any company that sells bowling trophies. I've seen weirder shit.