>work with qt 3.14 girl
>start flirting with her
>she flirts back
>think she likes me
>had a casual talk with her
>she starts talking about a shit she took the other day and described how her shit came out her asshole
have I been friend zoned?
>>18056469
You're retarded.
>>18056469
Worse.
You've been shart-zoned.
She literally associated you with her stinky, disgusting, bacteria-infested bodily waste.
That's a stink that will never wash off, mate.
To her, you're so creepy that the best way she thought of rejecting you was to talk about faeces. no "you're not my type", "I have a boyfriend" or even "creep, this is crossing some serious boundaries, GTFO".
She felt that the only thing that would deter you and compel you to stop right there, would be to become as disgusting as possible.
You've discovered the worst possible zone. By the gods, everyone who thought that the friendzone was difficult to escape from should be thankful they haven't found there way to your newfoundlands. The Shart Zone.
>>18056480
oh no
>>18056480
This is some serious shit.
>>18056469
She wanted you, but you didn't push the relationship. Now she is trying to get back at you by passive aggressively emphasizing the point that she "no long wants to be in a relationship."
>>18056469
No you idiot. She is comfortable with discussing things like this with you.
You have dating potential there.
I always felt then when girls make immature and rude jokes/stuff with me they usually like me in a romantic way [fcking wierd but it worked so far]
>>18056522
Agrees. Hope OP added to that convo about a big shit he took and how it was all caught in his tangled asshair.
>>18056522
>>18056530
You are some delusional creatures.