Think I got caught masturbating

>>18054306
If you make it through adolescence without getting caught then you're a minority. Happens to all of us, if anything Dad will advocate for you

>>18054306
She's your mother, she knows you masturbate. Once the initial embarrassment wears off I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>>18054306
Relax. Every fucking person.... especially adults..... know kids fucking jerk off. This isn't like fidning you blowing a male stripper while whip cream cans are run out all over the floor.

Stop fucking overthinking it.

Your mom fucked a dude bareback and ate his cum over and over. Why the fuck are you freaking out.

>>18054306
Also, you gotta be.... fucking 14. The internet is such cancer.

FUcking relax.

>>18054306
You are the reason I hope I only have daughters

>>18054366
Kek

>>18054366
MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST WISHED FOR.

Having a teenage boy in your house is gross. Having a teenage girl is terrifying.

>>18054389
As a girl I can confirm, we are fucking awful once we hit puberty and we don't really mellow out until we graduate college. Though some of us never mellow out and continue being crazy forever.

>>18054366
when you have daughters you will think back to this post

>>18054399
This is all due to society telling girls that they can do no wrong.

>>18054542
Partially, it's also a lot to do with estrogen though. Female hormones make you act fucking crazy, just look at PMS. The worst part is, a lot of us KNOW we're being crazy, but we have no idea what to do to make it stop.

>>18054389
no kidding

my sister wasn't even a party whore girl (probably still a virgin now lol) but she was still a handful for my dad to handle

>>18054399
not really. i was never like that growing up.
my brother was the nightmare.

I'm to the point where they actively try to ruin my fapping with nagging or by taking a loud shit in the bathroom next to my room. More motivation to move out.

Bro, that's nothing.

I came a huge glop of cum that looked to be at least a 10×10" puddle. I go to the kitchen to get tissiues to clean it up, BAM! my moms keys start jingling at the door. I run to the bedroom like a rocket and the puddle was still there.

I called my then gf cus I was so embarrassed.. eventually my mom left to shop though, thankfully.

>>18054306
At least you didn't leave your dick enlargement pump in the shower for her to see. That was an awkward conversation.

It seems to happen to most of us

>browsing through pornographic pictures
>Mum walks in without knocking
>My instant reaction is to hit close
>it minimizes the browser instead
>mum sees only a small handful of the pictures but still enough to get the idea
>"Oh my god are you looking at porn?"
>Mum now thinks I'm an 'ass-person'

>>18055016
This made me laugh

Could always be worse op. I got caught by my exs mom.

>>18054306
literally happens to everyone
I went through 10 years of jerking off before getting caught, and it wasn't even my fault. I always have a contingency plan in case anyone walks up stairs. I quickly Win+D and then opened a dummy Firefox window with some bullshit news article so it would look like I'm reading. As my dad was in my room a Greasemonkey plugin updated and it maximized the porn window to let me know. Entire right screen was some chick getting brutally fucked. I remember going "welp that fucking sucks" and my Dad just shrugged and said "eh who cares. no biggie" we finished whatever the prior conversation was and he left. No further mention of it and no weird awkwardness. Now he properly knocks and waits for a response from me before opening the door like a rational human being should.

As long as you don't have Jehovah Witnesses as parents everything will be back to normal within 2 hours - tomorrow.

>>18054306
When I was 15 my grandmother walked in on me fucking my GF. I think you're gonna live.

>>18054366
Wew lad, you done fucked up real good.

Thanks for the replies. Feel a lot better now about it but still wondering if this counts as 'caught'