What's a good comeback for when a guy sends you a picture

>>18053255
Why do you care so much? What are you, a psycho bitch?

guy here
1. call him a creep/ask him why the fuck he sent you a picture of his penis unsolicited/confront him about it if you feel really uncomfortable about it

2. I have literally no fucking idea, it's so retarded and I don't understand why people do it

>>18053263
Because I have a boyfriend and I'm only on social media to make friends, and it seems like I only get attention from boys when all I want is a simple friend with similar interests

post it publicly.

>>18053688
Dont go on tinder for friends you whore

You guys are all idiots. Just ignore him/block him. He wants attention. If he is sending you unsolicited dick pics, you don't want him in your life, and you don't want to give him what he wants, attention.

>>18053731
I'm not on tinder you cuck I'm on an app specifically for making friends

>>18053745
>I'm on an app specifically for making friends
apparently not

>>18053255
Well as for why men do it is pretty simple. Men are arroused by seeing their sexual interest naked. Therefore, men assume that the other party must feel the same regardless of sex. I.e. i love seeing vaginas its so hot -> my dick must therefore make her wet.

Porn constantly having cock worship fantasy probably doesnt help with the illusion thay women are helplessly attracted to big penis just as men are to nipples and vaginas.

>>18053745
then don't add males you fucking retard only add females if you want friends. males are not your friends and they want to have sex with you. Male sex drive is way too high for them to just want you as a friend and you lack the mental capability to please men at in intellectual level unless you are a female with a very high IQ.

>>18053862
I literally don't. I have it specified in my description that I don't want men messaging me. Have you ever considered that maybe they're the ones messaging me and not me messaging them?

I guess I'll add on to this by asking how to find female friends in a very sparsely populated town. I want some girls to hang out and play vidya and watch anime with, but it seems like they just aren't here. My only friend with common interests is my little sister thanks to this recent move.

>>18053745
What app?

>>18053951
This is important

>>18053954
BumbleBFF and Meetup

>>18053960
Oh, and Skype, which is where most of the fuckboys go

>>18053966
Why do you need to make a bunch of friends when you have your boyfriend? You realize that once you reach adulthood that all your friends will be mutual at that point, right?

simple, just say yours is bigger

>>18053255
If you know his name, a good comeback would be e-mailing it to yourself, printing it out, and posting it around town.

>>18053255
"Oh, how cute! It looks just like a real penis, only smaller!"

Pretend to be his friend long enough to steal his fb and post dick pics all over it

don't forget to change his email and password

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>>18054700
i love this one

>>18053947
Don't bother arguing with these morons, they're so sexually frustrated they'll look for any excuse to insult a woman. I say just ignore the pics/block them if possible, they want some kind of reaction from you.

Imply there is something wrong with his circumcision job.

>>18053255
>when you told him not to
why are you even responding to the guy? Really, to tell him not to do it he had to tell you during a chat he was going to so you were in a chat with a guy about his dick. What is so hard about ignoring or blocking, a response is a continuation of your conversation with a guy that is not your bf about his dick?

>>18053255
>comeback

comebacks are for kids. you just ignore him.

>>18054747
she doesn't want to ignore him or cut him off but continue the "friendship". Lets say for the sake of argument she gets him to stop sending pics of his dick and their "friendship" proceeds. Her new "friendship" has it's roots in their squabble about his dick. Fuckin women

comeback? Why would you want to come back at him? Tell him to fuck off.
Don't tell me me sending you dick pics actually works... because if you are still interested in him it has worked.

>>18053947
Then just ignore the message wtf.
Why are you chatting with a man if you aren't intending to do so?

>>18054775
and she still has a pic of his dick

OP is just waiting for the right side guy to come along before accepting the dick pics

>>18053255
The best thing you can do is take the pic and use an app that you can add stickers to it, like hats, wigs, sunglasses, etc. then send it back to him. If you turn his dick into a joke, he should be insulted enough to leave you alone, all the guys I've done it to have.

>>18054802
that's a lot of attention you're giving to their dick for someone that didn't want to see it, wow

>>18053972
Men tend to mature faster than women.

>>18054809
that is objectively not true

>>18054809
>>18054824
Women mature faster, but men mature to a much greater degree.

>>18054824
Society has different standards for men and women. The women standard of maturity is easily achievable.

>>18054845
Women mature until the age 14, but the female teachers never mention that fact when they meme this.

>>18053255
Just never talk to him again. Duh.

>>18054860
It's actually 17 you fucking pedo. Men continue until ~28.

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>>18053255
Pic related

>>18053263
>gets unwanted pictures of genitals
>not supposed to care
Cool, so you want me to start sending you goatse? You wouldn't care right?

"Ew" is the best reply. Anything more passionate (disgusting, I don't want to see that etc) and he might get off on feeling like he offended you. Anything more neutral and you won't make a dent. Leave it at that, no further explanation either.

>>18055041
Just block him ffs.
This is ridiculous

Immediately upload it to his facebook wall and call him out on it.

>>18055010
kek

>>18053255

Some people are just exhibitionists. They get off knowing they forced you to view them.
You can't avoid dick pics in almost any form of social media these days.
Make friends by joining a club or taking fun classes instead.
Personally, i think random dick pics are funny. It's a picture, not like he slapped you across the face with it.