I'm sitting here drinking the last of my bourbon...
I hauled all the alky I could back from home after Christmas break but I'm running outta sauce. Your boy NEED his sauce. Keeps me warm in these cold and lonely nights. Tell me, how do I get someone to buy me some more of that sweet sweet sauce on college campus? Thanks and goodnight
Fine don't reply. My balls were freezing from 3pm to 10. Then I drink that sauce. And suddenly it's all warmth for my boys. Make you think ay? fuck you
Reply to me right now. This is a national emergency. I am OUT. I REPEAT OUT. Of loqpur. Idk what to do. Do i find a homeless guy to buy for me? You think Trump in office is bad. Imagine me sober.
Do a barrel roll
>>18019230
Live in sobriety
Or pay some older person to buy you alcohol.
>>18019230
i now see what miss piggy sees in kermie. he is cute sexy and i wanna french kiss that sexy face. what the fuck is 4chan doing to me why am i attracted to kermie a fucking frog this only happened after i started browsing 4chan what the fuck is 4chan doing to me what???