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Tinder Advice

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I've been on Tinder for a while trying to lose my virginity and maybe start a relationship but I'm not getting anywhere because I'm a young ass man taking shots in the dark. Anyway I've gotten tons of matches, two dates and no cuddles, so I'm capable but just a noob.

What I want to know is
>how to set up my profile properly
>how to tell how dtf they are
>start and maintain a conversation (this is the hardest part, I can't understand women or the shit they chat about to save my life)(I heard acting like a retarded Chad that chacks up at everything might help)
>red flags to avoid (how crazy is too crazy)
>where to take them on a date and what to talk about
>how to ask for sex if it gets to that point
>how to behave during
>what happens next
>anything else I need to know
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If they're on tinder, they're ALL dtf. You just have to be pushy because girls are too much of a pussy to just say it themselves and think that by not 'putting it all out there' in text, it somehow erases the fact they're on a fuck app.
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>>17997236
Is this true for even the feminists and "Jesus is my best friend" gals? Kansas City is a weird place, not quite north or south, a conservative-liberal melting pot and it reflects in the women.
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>>17997276
I'm actually living in KC now. Like 80% of the girls on tinder have bullrings. What's up with that?

But yes, even the uber Christian girl-next-door country gals are super promiscuous. In fact I'd say they're the more kinky ones. You just gotta go in there thinking they're thirsty
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>>17997304
I don't get the bullring trend here, either. Either they're trying to give off a rebel vibe or nobody tapped them on the shoulder and told them it makes them look like ugly cunts.

And that makes sense. Do you know that from experience?
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Tinder is way easier than people imagine

First, if they matched you, there already is some physical attraction. All you have to do is not be a total sperg and aim for a kiss by second date at most, but better yet in the first.

By the second or third date, ask for netflix&chill. That's like the password for fucking these days: you'll probably be in a place with some privacy doing something "innocent" but within reach of each other. Just let making out progresso naturally to sex.
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>>17997222
>I've been on Tinder for a while trying to lose my virginity and maybe start a relationship

My advice is not to look for this on Tinder
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>>17997348
Why?
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>>17997378
Because otherwise you'll lose it before him
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>>17997323
>he doesn't fuck on the first date
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>>17997412
not after I ended up in a motel with a landwhale on a first date. Got rekt by her pics, she was at least 20kg fatter than what I expected.

Now I always set up a casual date first.
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what bitch raised these conmen fuckers
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