How the fuck do you make friends online?

You don't. You only find people who want your nudes.

You don't.
Everybody online is a piece of shit.

You just make friends with people in real life, and then bring them on the line.

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well, if you're in a game it's easy. You just say something arguable and people will eat the bait. For example, in my case i talk about the EPL, i just say something to everyone, something like "Who is the best team" or some bullshit. People will eventually start arguing, and when you reach this stage you just give up and start discussing something else. Later you just become friends and you gradually just become closer and closer, maybe start the game together or something idk. Otherwise it's easy, coming from an expert.

it's easy desu

oh shit wrong photo, but it fits kek.

but yeah, if it doesn't work just go to your people.
Like if you are absolutely desperate, just fucking act like a roleplayer and go with people that roleplay, i know its disgusting but deal with it

I don't even know how to make friends in real life.