How to grow you're penis

>>17976345
Cock stretching exercises is the best way to grow your cock safely, about 1/2 an inch. It's easier to become a fucking Animagus, though.

The Japanese use to cut holes in their mattresses and sleep on their stomachs; they'd tie a small weight to their shaft and do it that way when they'd sleep.

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>8 feet or 7
>feet

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>>17976345
>8' dick
I can't imagine that needing to employ two labourers to help you aim every time you need a piss would be much fun tbqh

>>17976367
Do you need a crew of three to water the garden, Paco?

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>>17976373
They don't call me "nineteen yard nick" for nothing. I can use the urinal without getting up from the bar.

>>17976345
1. Tie penis to telephone pole.
2. Make sure telephone is sitting over bridge.
3. Jump off bridge, holding tightly onto penis.
4. Make sure safety devices
5. Profit
6. ?????
7. More profit

A surefire recipe.

Is it really that hard to find a penis enlarger for op?