>Have slam pig
>Pretty big girl, giant tits.
>Face is cute, not sexy, just cute.
>Fuck her on the regular.
>Start dating another girl.
>Still fucking slam pig on the side.
>Get caught in compromising position with slampig.
>Slampig totally saves my ass.
>Realize she had no real reason to help me, in fact more incentive to get rid of my girlfriend.
Why would she cover my ass so hard?
>>17975846
So she could keep access to your dick. Im sure she's thanking her lucky stars someone would lay in a pigpen with her, and by that last line, you have no intention of leaving
>>17975846
Because she's secretly in love with you and would do anything to save your sorry ass.
>>17975846
she thinks of you as the male pigpen and is worried that if you break up with your gf you'll want a relationship with her
>>17975866
I don't currently, she may be fat and kinda homely, but shes a really good lay and is freaky. She likes being choked and has a bunch of fat girl costumes she likes wearing during sex.
Post her tits or face
>>17975866
You have a skewed idea of how picky men are when sex is flat out offered. If she's not prissy about making herself obviously available she won't be without someone to fuck her.
>>17975846
if she will do whatever you say, why dont you tell her to work out and get in shape? you could be sitting on a gold mine here, anon