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Tinder: What the hell do I say?

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My mind is blended on what to say anymore. First match on Tinder that I've bothered with, since she messaged me first.

What the fuck do you normally talk about? Like my mind is immediately just questions like "What do you do?" or some generic "Tell me about yourself" but I really don't know. I'm used to talking like this on first dates, I've only had tinder for a few weeks so I'm not sure how to navigate online conversations like this.
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>>17947461
"Let me see your poop chute."
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>>17947474
Talk about shit that would impress her about yourself.
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>>17947461
your autism is showing op

crack some jokes to lighten the mood, throw in a "that sounds berry nice", things like that, just don't sound so robotic

if you want to ask about what she does, also try to make the question lighthearted and non-generic i.e. "what things do you like doing in your fruitful life?"

this is guaranteed to make girls love you trust me
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>>17947481
My autism is showing
>That sounds berry nice

You almost had me.
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>>17947461
sounds like a bot
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"Take me on a date."

:^]
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>>17947487
be a bore then and don't come back on here asking why fruitgirl stopped responding to your oh so grape messages, i'm sure it's appeeling
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>>17947461
mate DO NOT prolong this chat. tell her you wanna meet her IRL and then go from there.
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>>17947488
>>17947492

It's a bot. She'll try to arrange a meeting in the next few messages or give you a fake number to text and then try to get you to sign up for some scam site.
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>>17947508
This. Op ask her a simple challenge, like 7+8 or something. Last time I did that to a bot trying desperately to set up a meeting, it unswiped, or whatever it's called
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>>17947461
How about asking her to meet Up so you can use your smalltalk skills? Ask her to make some fruit salad with you or something
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It's a bot.
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>>17947461
Ask her if she wants to grab your banana
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>>17947461
Google FORD method.
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