How do i safely and easily kill myself?

Take two corks, shove one into your asshole and then one into your mouth then run into traffic

>>17945904
Put a fire extinguisher across the room. Tie a fishing line to your chair and put the fishing hook through your dick. Wet down with gas and set yourself on fire.

>>17945904

I'm not sure it's possible to safely kill yourself. The two things are sort of mutually exclusive.

>>17945930
Safely meaning with low chances of surviving

>>17945904
There's no safe or easy way to kill yourself unless you're euthanized.

>>17945904
Do a flip