How do I pleasure a woman? I'm a 20 yo virgin who's

Learn to eat pussy. That's basically it.

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>He cares about the females pleasure

>>17940852
Eat her out. That's pretty much all there is to it.

>>17940863
This

Don't be a placating beta. Just do what you want, cum, then go to sleep. If she's mad let her walk out

>>17940871
But what if you want an actual relationship, not to just fuck and leave?

Most people don't want selfish lovers in the long term.

>>17940904
Her knowing that I get off on fucking her should be pleasurable enough.

>>17940852
If you want to pleasure her sexually you have to experiment. pull her hair, choke her (dont strangle her), slap her ass, rubb her clit, lick her clit, lick her tits, lick her every where and when you're tired of licking kiss her there.She'll cum in a matter of minutes. TLDR Solid Foreplay.

>>17940931
tl;dr How to be a good little subservient cuck

>>17940918
Do you understand what 'not wanting a selfish lover' means? It's not arousing or pleasuring to be used. You either need a girl with no self respect to go out with or just have a lot of casual sex.

>>17940954
Women love pleasing men. It should be enough that you were satisfied. That alone should get them off

>>17940954
Believe me, virgin. Women like to be used and abused.

Bam, watch the whole thing, this is how you can make her have a fucking seizure like in porn

http://www.youporn.com/watch/698777/master-degree-of-squirting/

>>17940958
>>17940960
I'm a girl. I know what I like, I know what my friends like. Honestly, if you're not doing anything for her, and she tells her friends they'll tell her to drop you.

If you're selfish in bed you're probably selfish in the rest of the relationship as well. Which only masochistic or low self esteem girls want.

>>17940969
>I'm a girl. I know what I like

You don't actually. Anyway, thanks for letting me know you're a woman. Opinion disregarded

>>17940969
Believe me sweetheart, If I had my way with you and used you whatever way I see fit you'd get off on that. It's the way female minds are wired.

>>17940969
How does a girl ends up on 4chan?
Are you cute and or sexy?
What are other boards where girls lurks?

>>17940973
>>17940972
Thank you for telling me what I like. Shall I simper at you?

I've had a man who did this. I hated it.

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>>17940984
I'm sure you did. Women obviously don't get off to the idea of being completety dominated by a man. No, that wouldn't ever cross their minds.

>>17940982
I lurk on /his/ and /lit/, sometimes /fa/. I've been told I'm about a 7 or 8/10, and I'm a good cook, musician and academic.

I went on here to see what the antithesis to SJWism was like, and got hooked on the schadenfreude of it all. I find misogyny rather fascinating tbqh, and want to figure out the root cause.

Also I really like books and the /lit/ board is the only group I've found that discusses literature. All my friends read YA stuff.

>>17940991
>/lit/
Explains why it's so left wing.

>>17940989
Oh, some do. I even like being both a dom and a sub, but it is only arousing iif it's actually kinky. If it's just vanilla sex with a selfish cunt, it's boring and not pleasurable.

>>17940993
/lit/ isn't left wing anymore. Have you seen it recently?

Besides, I'm not even left wing. I'm not right wing either. I'm pretty centrist.

>hurrr do what you want like a TRUE ALPHA and that's it

It doesn't work if "what you want" is weak, boring and autistic

>>17940997
I'm glad you can finally admit it. There is no shame in it. It is just female nature. You're meant to be conquered.

>>17940991
I like how you throwed not just looks, but even cooking, education level and a hobby on top of it.

If we weren't on 4chan, I would try to date you :-D

Godspeed femanon!

>>17941018
Please stop with this faggotry you cringy faggot. Fuck over to /soc/.

>>17941007
But what you're describing is boring vanilla stuff. And most girls also like loving sex as well with a focus on pleasing each other why else would romance focus on as much? Being dominant doesn't mean you have to be selfish.

>>17941031
And what, to you, is kinky? Please, enlighten me.

>>17941021
I am sorry for interrupting your safe space by not posting usual
>post boobs or gtfo
And btw soc is anything but communication or "socializing" with other anons. It just place where you dump your naked pics and then you circlejerks.

>>17941036
Well keep your faggotry there.
>hurr I would try to date you
I winced while I read that.

>>17941036
This, there is probably more communication even on /s4s/ than on the sad, cold narcissistic show that is /soc/

>>17940857
>>17940869
>>17940931
>>17940969
ty for the actual advice

the rest of you can die

>>17941035
Roleplaying, teasing, ropes and handcuffs, whips, gags, over stimulation, forced orgasm, controlled orgasm, etc. General purpose BDSM stuff.

Not just being pumped for 5 minutes and then having the guy fall asleep. It's got to be more elaborate.

>>17941059
So, tie her up, whip her, tell her how much of a dirty slut she is and then fuck her. Yes, I see. Sounds very similar to what I was saying.

>>17941046
Maybe it hurted you that even on 4chan there are people not afraid to throw some positive posts.

Maybe you got some problem?

Maybe I am projecting now.

:-D

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>>17941059
>Roleplaying, teasing, ropes and handcuffs, whips, gags, over stimulation, forced orgasm, controlled orgasm
So basically a rape fetish and you're a fan of Dungeons and Dragons?

>mfw you think thats not par for the course for women

>>17941035
>ROAR IM THE ALPHA MAN THAT WILL SATISFY YOU WHILE NOT GIVING A FUCK LMAO
>p-please tell me w-what's kinky for u?

>>17941073
Hey, I do that to guys too. I'm a switcher.
>>17941064
But you're supposed to make it part of an elaborate set up, it also involves pleasuring the girl as well. You also should not have it be ALL you do sexually.

Sex life for a couple should include stuff that one would call 'making love' as well.

>>17941076
Made chuckle. I just wanted to know what she considered kinky and guess what, It's not much different than what I said.

>>17941076
Some women like being punched in the face while having sex, if you'd prefer men not ask we can go from 0 to 1000 very quick and you might not necessarily like it.

>>17941087
>Made me chuckle
>>17941081
Women love it when a man dominates them. They love it when a man cannot wait and has to have them there and then tearing off their clothes. This is what gets women wet. The idea that a man cannot control his lust for them. This, is what pleases a woman.

>>17941087
Yeah, but the point we're trying to make is that the "do what you want" approach is not enough if people who read your advice only "want" mediocre stuff (like a 5-minute coitus in the dark each sunday and that's it).

>>17941099
Yeah, I suppose. Not much I can do about that honestly. That is the fault of the individual.

>>17941097
But that doesn't mean they don't like it when men go down on them and the like. It can even be part of that 'I can't wait to fuck you' dynamic'.

>>17941115
I didn't say they didn't like it. What I'm saying is I won't do it unless I feel like doing it. I don't abide by todays rules where you have to lick her cunt before you do anything.

>>17941130
Well, do you expect blow jobs whenever you want? Or is she allowed to say no?

>>17941134
Not him, but it's not a fucking trade agreement.

>>17941134
Depends. If it's just a one time thing, sure. If it is a woman that I am seeing I would rather not get a blowjob. Coming into the mouth that I will be kissing puts me off.

>>17940991
>I lurk on /his/ and /lit/, sometimes /fa/. I've been told I'm about a 7 or 8/10, and I'm a good cook, musician and academic.
Nice interests! Is /lit/ good, then? I post frequently on /his/ but never bothered trying that other board. Also what instrument/intruments do you play? Is your academic career is related to the boards you like, or are those just passions?

>I went on here to see what the antithesis to SJWism was like, and got hooked on the schadenfreude of it all. I find misogyny rather fascinating tbqh, and want to figure out the root cause.
Here? Probably (90% of the cases) bitterness (see the /r9k/ users in this thread that tried to present themselves as""alpha men"" to respond to you and OP and try to damage his relationships), trolling or a combination of the two. But the edgyness is also often used by some as a way to keep the "normies" out, and for some reason women are always considered normies.

>>17941950
>Hey femanon, just let me be your white knight because in my mind I think I'll be able to fuck you. hehe, please take my V card

>>17941975
>>>/r9k/

Also, nice projection.

>>17942998
You're the one projecting. Fucking pathetic.