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hi guys I'm a 28 year old straight white English male

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hi guys

I'm a 28 year old straight white English male

I live with my gf (couple of years older, not exactly sure) and have done for a while, but she's quite a polite person

The problem is that I love to chew and eat my food really loudly. Like, extremely loudly, as loud as I can. If you chew your food as loud as you can, imagine that times ten, because that's how loud I chew my food

So anyway we were round at her parents' house last week, who she has a really fragile relationship with, and we're having dinner, and all of a sudden I realise they're all looking at me

I'd forgotten to chew quietly. Had been munching and slopping with my mouth wide open, nostrils flared, saliva dripping, laughing, guttural, deep

So I looked her father and said

"Not the first time I've had my mouth full of white meat today, if you know what I mean"

(we were eating chicken and my girlfriend is albino)

Anyway I'm in the toilet now and I don't know what to do please help me, any kind of gesture or act that I could perform for their appreciation. I also have quite a firm case of autism and so I misjudge social cues a lot of the time so please help me
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It doesn't matter what happens now, anon. You have already won.
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I don't know if you're mental in a good way or a bad way. Just keep doing what you're doing.
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you're golden. you will go down in history
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flush the toilet, pull your pants up high, march back to her parents and be the best god dam you that you can be.
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>>17940754
This cracked me up major
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>>17940754
"Last week" "toilet now"
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>>17940754
>straight
kek
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