hi guys
I'm a 28 year old straight white English male
I live with my gf (couple of years older, not exactly sure) and have done for a while, but she's quite a polite person
The problem is that I love to chew and eat my food really loudly. Like, extremely loudly, as loud as I can. If you chew your food as loud as you can, imagine that times ten, because that's how loud I chew my food
So anyway we were round at her parents' house last week, who she has a really fragile relationship with, and we're having dinner, and all of a sudden I realise they're all looking at me
I'd forgotten to chew quietly. Had been munching and slopping with my mouth wide open, nostrils flared, saliva dripping, laughing, guttural, deep
So I looked her father and said
"Not the first time I've had my mouth full of white meat today, if you know what I mean"
(we were eating chicken and my girlfriend is albino)
Anyway I'm in the toilet now and I don't know what to do please help me, any kind of gesture or act that I could perform for their appreciation. I also have quite a firm case of autism and so I misjudge social cues a lot of the time so please help me
It doesn't matter what happens now, anon. You have already won.
I don't know if you're mental in a good way or a bad way. Just keep doing what you're doing.
you're golden. you will go down in history
flush the toilet, pull your pants up high, march back to her parents and be the best god dam you that you can be.
>>17940754
This cracked me up major
>>17940754
"Last week" "toilet now"
>>17940754
>straight
kek