I can't get a job. I've tried. I've applied all

>>17938789
Go to the library and send IM's to guys you know and ask if they want to fuck for $50 bucks.
>male btw
You're fucked senpai. It's not that hard to get a job, you just fucked around for too long.

>>17938801
> It's not that hard to get a job,
then why isn't anyone emailing me back and why didn't anyone call me back when I did have phone service

inb4
>ur a neet 2 long
I'm in the naval reserve, but it's all contract based and I haven't gotten a contract in a while

JO and play video games until you get kicked out and thrown on the street, might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

>>17938789
Why not get a job at a gay club, being a pros is dangerous work. Maybe apply to be a stripper, or learn to be a bartender?

>>17938789
Get a job as a waiter at night, stupid. Gays are good at that job and receive excellent tips. You can continue to apply for jobs during the day. Plus, the gay mafia is active in food service, so you'll make plenty of friends.

>>17939022
>>17938921
like I said, no one ever calls me back for normal work.

How many jobs did you actually apply to?

>>17940099
Dozens. Doesn't sound like a lot, but I'm an unskilled worker and male so that cuts out 90% of Monster(skilled labor, mostly tech) and Craigslist(escorts, escorts, and masseuses who give happy endings) jobs, leaving very little.

I checked CL this morning for more, and there's nothing I'm qualified for. I've already made rounds of my local shops and stores. The only one that's hiring is hiring lab techs (a chain pharmacy)

>>17939022
>Gays are good at that job
i think thats racist

>>17938789
You could always get a sugar daddy and be a kept boy. One guy who was like in his twenties was saying how he was a stay at home boyfriend, who did some household chores while the man was away, but at night he would be locked up ina cage underneath his master's bed and they would engage in kinky sex rituals. Is that something that would interest you?

>>17940770
I find linux users distasteful, so no thank you

real answer: being a maid would be a great job. being a bangmaid, I dunno if I'm ready for that. Being live-in would also be worse since I have a pretty okay apartment at a pretty okay price and don't want to toss all my stuff out. I could visit and sleep over frequently but I'm not giving up my lease

>>17940995
Can I move in with you and suck your toes and dick every night?

>>17941014
>toes
I wear combat boots all the time but ok
>dick
ok but I won't like it

>>17941027
Why wouldn't you like your dick sucked. And why would you wearing combat boots make a difference in my desire to suck your toes.

>>17941113

>Why wouldn't you like your dick sucked.
I am sensitive about my butt and genitals
>And why would you wearing combat boots make a difference in my desire to suck your toes.
they smell and look bad

Depends on where u live..
Big city, fetish shit will work ...
Everyone's thought about it....
no shame...

>>17941174
Can you post a picture of them. I like stinky sweaty feet and licking em clean. And want to fake my man hole?

>>17941280
> fake my man hole?
I don't know what that means but it sounds groce as heck

>post a picture
theyre all wrinkly and shit cuz I was in the shower also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGAmPRxV48

>>17941377
I meant fuck my man hole, would you fuck my man hole. Take me, fuck me, and make me yours.

>>17941509
nah

>>17938849
Go in person

>>17941512
Aww why not? Don't you like dumping a load?

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>tfw having to literally turn down a job because I don't have the money to reliably transport myself over to do the job
it hurts

IT HURTS


>>17941872
Not really, honestly, I really hate touching and being touched, and plain ol' fapping is a bit of a chore for me. There's an urge, but no enjoyment. Like eating for non-gourmands, or watching TV but not following a series.

>>17941554
I have been, to bars and stores and stuff. Sometimes they even seem enthusiastic, but it feels like there simply aren't enough jobs to go around, and because I'm an unskilled worker, that's it, time to kill myself

>>17941932
>tfw having to literally turn down a job because I don't have the money to reliably transport myself over to do the job

This fucking happened to a relative so you have my sympathy anon it fuckin sucks

>>17941932
But I want to lick you taste your inside my mouth.

>>17938789

craigslist. offer to let old men blow you for 120 bucks. label it as

>straight guy here, looking for a GENerous daddy to blow me

then keep applying forj obs. you can get one. you literally can. just cuz you havent doesn't mean you can't.

>>17938789
Dude unfortunately the age of the Internet has made getting a job a fucking bitch and a half. I don't know if you're still here or not but I'll post some advice.

Can we get some deets on you? Age? Any gaps in your work history? Do you have any visible tattoos? Those faggy ear holes? Are you looking for a particular industry or just random jobs?

Always do a follow up with an application in person if possible. It lets you get a face to face with the manager and show them you're not a shitlord.

Hard to give advice when we have no clue what you're looking for. You're fucking up somewhere though. Go to the unemployment office.

>>17942536
one day when I'm mayor of earth, public transit shall be free

>>17941957
>Age?
24
.Any gaps in your work history?
no
>Do you have any visible tattoos?
no
>Those faggy ear holes?
no
>Are you looking for a particular industry
I'm overreaching by applying to design places and stuff but otherwise no, I'm just applying to everything that's in range and not wildly out of my league

>>17942342
>you literally can. just cuz you havent doesn't mean you can't.
im pretty sure thats exactly how it works. definition of insanity and all that