Is anyone else living in the constant fear of being farted on while spooning or doing it in doggystyle?
It's only happened once and it didn't even bother me that much, but its still preventing me from sleep (to a lesser degree) while spooning and a turnoff while doing it.
Do you experience the same? And even if you don't, do you have any advice how to get rid of this?
>>17915028
Why're you afraid of it? It's just gas in the end.
>>17915028
Oh god, now you got me worried about farting ON someone while spooning. Thanks a lot, Obama.
>>17915033
It's just slightly offputting and I know it wouldn't ruin anything but still I can't get it off my mind whenever I'm in either of those situations. I'd wish I was able to focus more on other things instead
>>17915051
I think you're safe, I don't think this is a very common fear
>>17915033
kek
>>17915028
Quality thread, thanks OP.
Just ask her not to fart on you, that's the best you can do.
>>17915028
IDK man, everybody poops. When you're in a relationship with someone long enough, things like farting in front of them become things you don't really care about