how can i convince my mom to jerk me off? what would your reaction

>>17908948
How many good boy points do you have saved up Oh Pea

>>17908975
get serious man i gotta get this done

>>17908948
post pics of mum

>>17908948
>Wait in room with hand on junk
>Wait for mum to come in
>Be jerking when she comes in
>"Wud u liek sum help?"
>???
>Profit???

How can anyone answer the second question if there's no gurlz on the interweb?

Tell your mom if she doesn't jerk you off with this lotion right now a terrorist is going to blow you up

>>17908996
sounds too pornish

>>17909001
a whore in a terrorist outfit you mean?

Stand over her with a hard-on while she is asleep. Rest your meat stick on her hand or cheek. She will instinctually start jerking it or sucking it. Immediately slap her on the face so she wakes up and automatically knows her place with your King Cock. "Yeah bitch take it," cried Johnny.

>>17909009
suuure have your laugh

but i will be the one who fucks my mom while you jerk off to chicks with diks

>>17908948
> Break both your arms
> Tell her about your needs

>>17909023
Not as long as you keep posting future updates on your adventure with mommy. Then I'll really be jerkin it. Please keep posting in future. I need the literature.

>>17909033
hey fuck you dude

>>17908948
Bill Cosby her


Or you can just ask her to jerk you off

Never change, 4chan. Never ever change.

Ask her to see where you came from OP

All the while stroke your benis and make it hard

When she opens her mouth to answer your question strike her uvula with your big mushroom head

>>17909031
this

>>17908948
I was fidgety and slamming shit around in my room for a few days so my mom drove me to a chink massage parlor and gave me money for a happy ending. I sent her a text and she picked me up outside. I felt so much better

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>>17909816
how about i pay ur mom for happy ending?

>>17909823
my mom don't like dick but a bush muncher

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>>17909848
alright bro, have a nice day. didnt mean nothin by it

strangest thread I've been in

I'd want you out of my house.

>>17910428
your a mom?

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>>17908948
What the fuck, OP. The only situation I can think of is if she hasn't got the dick in years and you were blessed with a god-life cock.

Other than that, not happening.

>>17910959
well i stole one of her panties now for starters

i will succeed. kys