how can i convince my mom to jerk me off?
what would your reaction be if your son told you this?
Stand over her with a hard-on while she is asleep. Rest your meat stick on her hand or cheek. She will instinctually start jerking it or sucking it. Immediately slap her on the face so she wakes up and automatically knows her place with your King Cock. "Yeah bitch take it," cried Johnny.
I was fidgety and slamming shit around in my room for a few days so my mom drove me to a chink massage parlor and gave me money for a happy ending. I sent her a text and she picked me up outside. I felt so much better
alright bro, have a nice day. didnt mean nothin by it
What the fuck, OP. The only situation I can think of is if she hasn't got the dick in years and you were blessed with a god-life cock.
Other than that, not happening.