So I've found a girl who wants me to meet and muff dive

>>17907303
Yeah whatever you do don't muff dive her where you meet her. People get upset about these sort of things and the police take a dim view of it.

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>>17907314
I'd never have thought of that!

>>17907320
Lulz seriously though just go and enjoy yourself. As long as she's washed you'll be good to go.

If she hasn't washed then get the hell out of there.

I ain't gonna go into the risks of STI's because you're gonna do it anyway.

>>17907340
Yeah, I'll be checking she's clean (literally and STD wise) and stuff. If i get down there and it stinks, I'm out.

She may lie about the STD part of course, but whats the worse that I can get from oral?

>>17907345
oral herpes

>>17907360
>oral herpes
Genital herpes will be fairly obvious though, right?

>>17907345
As the other anon says - oral herpes is probably about as bad as it gets and trust me there's every chance you will see signs of it (sores) of she's currently infectious although that's not an absolute garuntee.

>>17907365
Well I'll make sure to have a good look and make sure I don't see anything. And once I'm done, I'll clean my mouth with some soapy wipes or something, just to be sure.

>>17907303

Make sure you get at least about 10 feet up before the dive. Face first, or you'll break your arms when you land.