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Why do people eat pussy even though it tastes like shit?

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Why do people eat pussy even though it tastes like shit?
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>>17902446
Why do people suck dick even though it tastes like shit?
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Why do some guys want to have gay sex with women.
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>>17902446
Well, first - it shouldn't taste SO bad. Mine doesn't taste bad at all.

In general, anyway, it is important to please your partner. Even if you don't love the taste, you put up with it.
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>>17902446
If the girl has a healthy diet it tastes nice if she eat fast food and drinks soda all the time it'll taste like gross chemicals
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How does it taste?
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>>17902454
Like salty mill and coins
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>>17902458
How does it compare to precum? I taste mine sometimes and it's alright.
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>>17902446
Because having your face covered in pussy and ass is glorious. Also pleasuring a girl to orgasm with just your mouth and tongue is hot af.
I also eat ass.
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>>17902459
Hard to compare. My precum is mostly sweet with a bit of bitter. Pussy is more watery, can range from slightly sweet to salty (not more than sweat), and mildly sour.

It's not bad at all, at most you'll find it bearable. Beware of pussy that smells and taste too strong, it's sign that something's wrong with the flora there
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>>17902453
How would a vegetarian's v taste? My woman doesn't eat fast food, no alcohol, and consumes dairy like normal.

I've tried before with another girl but it was gross
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>>17902448
nah my dick tastes good
>tfw got turned on by the smell of my dick
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>ate pussy
>only tasted like her cum for like 2 seconds
>her pussy tasted like nothing and it turned me on to see her move her legs like that
>tfw taste was sweet and salty, with more sweetness than salt, cant explain
>she was 38 i was 21
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It's not supposed to taste amazing, it is a part of the body. It tends to be kinda salty/sour. If cleaned well it should taste pretty much like the rest of the skin.

A really bad smell/taste is a sign that something is wrong. Also, douching is bad. You'd think it would help, but it fucks shit up down there and makes it prone to infection.
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>>17902525
>she was 38 i was 21
beta, how many penises have been in her?

Only eat out virgins and even then
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>>17902451
>Mine doesn't taste bad at all.
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>>17902525
>she was 38 i was 21
Nice. Story?
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>>17902539
Never got your dick sucked clean after you fucked? It's like you're missing all the good things in life.
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>>17902451
>Mine doesn't taste bad at all
kek nice ad
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ur not supposed to stick ur tongue in, use your finger for that
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>>17902543
disgusting

off yourself
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>>17902543
Wait, this is a thing girls do? Man, I need to tell my fwb when I see her on Sunday.
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>>17903211
Girls like penis? WTF?
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>>17902497
>My woman
>Haven't eaten her out
pick one

Less than 5% of my pussy eating experience, and I've eaten pussy for 14 years, (well, actually my first time was when I was 5, so really 28 years,) has been not so great, and most has been yummy as hell.
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>>17902451
It tastes like sweat.
I do it because i like the idea of getting dominated and humiliated by a female.
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>>17903392
In fact, most guys who eat pussy are secretly submissive.
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>>17902446
You're really only supposed to like/taste the clitoris. And it should taste like nothing. If you're tongue is going anywhere near the vaginal entrance, you need to lean how to eat the puss.

If it's musky, she likely has not showered for close to 24 hours. And she is likely not using a proper cleaning method and overproducing vaginal fluid (this is the stuff that smells musky).

If it smells metallic, like coins, this is a side effect of birth control and will only be washed away with a shower

If it smells like really foul, she's at least borderline yeast infection.

Most women probably do not know how to care for their vaginas. No one teaches this shit to women.
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>>17903418
>You're really only supposed to like/taste the clitoris. And it should taste like nothing. If you're tongue is going anywhere near the vaginal entrance, you need to lean how to eat the puss.
what a fucing retard you are
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>>17903423
Dude, I feel bad for your girl if you're licking her literal vaginal entrance and not her clit.
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>>17903425
>there is only one erogenous zone in the entire body
>sex is a race to the orgasm
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>>17903425
have you had sex? directly licking the clit like a madman is often too intense. it's akin to having the tip of ur dick sucked right after you cum

if youd have sex you would know youre rly supposed to work up to it
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>>17903427
WOMEN LITERALLY FEEL ALMOST NOTHING WHEN YOU LICK THEIR PUSSY HOLE.

I'm not saying ignore it, I am saying don't fucking lick there. It feels like nothing.

>>17903430
I personally like that intensity.
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>>17902446
why are you not cleaning your women properly, anon? you know you have to sterilize and disinfect after each use, right?

in seriousness though, she might have bv or candida infection. take her to the obgyn
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>>17903434
well a lot of girls tend to stop me if I do that, they seem to like the area directly surrounding the clit,
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>>17903211
Yes?
I don't know, I did it for my boyfriend since we stopped using condoms. I like taking care of him after sex.
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I want my fwb to sit on my face and 69 and she said okay, I'm going to see her tonight.
I've never done this before, what to expect?
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>>17903459
>draw guy is back
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>>17903457
Is something you do it every time? Did he ask or it's your idea? Asking for a friend.
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>>17903478
I do it pretty often. Not every single time, but if we cuddle I usually do it.
After we started having sex without condom, he said he didn't want to get up and clean himself so I just went down and did it. Became routine.
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>>17903498
Sounds like a great intimacy moment, I'm jealous.
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>>17903498
Can confirm, hot af. To OP - I like eating pussy cuz I like my girl to feel good, and I don't want to draw some stupid line in the sand because I'm an autistic faggot
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>>17903430
>mfw when I pin down my gf and lick throigh her twitches do a mind blowing orgasm
>mfw did it to multiple other girls and they literally melted in my mouth

Shit son you're the one who needs to start having proper sex
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>>17902446
Good sir, you must be mistaken
Asshole tastes like shit, pussy tastes like piss
"Just clean before you dine, then you should be fine" as my old man always used to say, ho ho ho!
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>>17903506
It is very intimate. I love sex with him to be honest.

>>17903507
I feel weirdly honoured for this compliment.
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>>17903527
Man relationships are corny as fuck
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>>17903434
>WOMEN LITERALLY FEEL ALMOST NOTHING WHEN YOU LICK THEIR PUSSY HOLE.
No, they do. I do. I am a girl. I know I like the building up, like another anon said. It's not like going for the clit, but it's a good tease and feels nice.
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>>17903459
69 actually sucks. you don't go in time, unless you're really lucky, and a lot of the angling means that the, uh, juices and the like from both of you get really messy.
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>>17902458
I thought it was bags of salty milk and sandy coins.

What the fuck has my mama been telling me?
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OP, why should women go down on men when cum tastes bad most of the time?

Like most things that focus on the other person; it's for them, not you.
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>>17902446
Faggot
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>>17903392
same senpai. taste is 6/10 but her grabbing my hair and not letting me up is 10/10
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>>17903459
>that thumbs up
my sides
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>>17903613
I just wanna try it for the novelty
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If she has good diet/hygiene, then pussy tastes fucking AMAZING. You can literally not stop me from drowning myself in it.

If the above are lacking, it smells and tastes like shit. Girls will tell you they all smell this way -- absolutely false. Current girlfriend had a stanky pussy. I told her (yes we then argued). Since then her pussy has been pristine and now I actually eat her out.
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>>17903812
This is false
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>>17903812
Does your girlfriend also lactate?
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>>17903434
>>17903430
>>17903438

It just depends. Sensitivity varies. Some women have hypersensitive clits that can't take direct stimulation. Some women absolutely love it when their clit is attacked.

Same with the vaginal area. Yeah it's sensitive on most but the sensitivity varies and for some it's not gonna be sensitive at all.

Same with the G Spot. The reason people argue about whether it exists is because it varies so much as to how sensitive it is. it's always there, the question is if it feels good.


For example, some guys have super sensitive perineums. Others couldn't care less. It's just different bodies, there is no hard and fast rule.
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>>17902446
I personally like eating a bitch's asshole more than her cunt.

That's just me.
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>>17902446
I ate cunt 4 times before and it doesnt taste like shit. It tastes sour woth a dash of saltiness. It's not bad
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>>17903459
Wew this was quite the experience
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>>17902446
>Why do people eat pussy even though it tastes like shit?
wrong hole mate
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>>17904563
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>>17902448
My boyfriend has the best dick, it's salty and strong
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>>17902446
It tastes great.

Especially if you love the girl.
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>>17903459
>>17903613
wat?? don't believe this guy. 69 is fucking amazing, my favourite thing to do with my gf by far. Try it for yourself and see how you like it.
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>>17905457
I love 69ing. One of the best things you can do with gf.
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>>17905447
>you love the girl.
Lmfao
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>>17905505
Y is it best?
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>>17905838
?
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>>17905861
Love is so gay
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>>17902446
If it tastes like shit, she wipes from back to front and is a nasty-ass hoe that doesn't know fucking basic hygiene brah.

Why do I eat it? I have an oral focus, so I like to stimulate my sense of taste. What better chance to do that than when with a beautiful woman I feel attracted to and eating her crotch like an ice cream cone or a burger that's a tad too big for your mouth? Plus sex and affection are a give-take thing, a little attention is appreciated and will be rewarded with something that pleases you, as a general rule. Unless your partner is a selfish asshole, in which case you kick them out the bedroom.
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>>17906059
Tbh I got away without reciprocal oral sex from my fwb for months
Only now when I asked her what else she wants to try does she call me out on it
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>>17902448
Dicks are on the outside though. A better comparison would be kissing mouths.
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The Ancient Romans considered fucking another man in the ass more manly than eating pussy. It was considered the most pathetic and beta thing a man could ever do.

I never eat pussy. Why should I? Suck my dick bitch and and enjoy it
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>>17906157
Fucking a man is the most masculine thing you can do imo.
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So now that we've settled that the taste is ok (unless she's a stank), what about hair? Do you guys only eat pristine newly waxed cooches or will you plow through a jungle with your mouth?
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>>17906866
I like a little bush.
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>>17902446
Beats me.
I don't understand why ANYONE would put his or her mouth anywhere near genitalia.
Even just the thought disgusts me.

Mouths are full of germs.
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I eat my girlfriend's pussy because it tases great and I enjoy the whole experience. She's clean and smooth and I love it when I get her gasping and shaking into multiple orgasms. I honestly could do it all day.

I suck my boyfriend's cock, mainly because he likes it so much and I'm not a shitty lover, but find the whole expecience a bit meh. Even though I know he showers daily, the taste is more sweaty and musky and my jaw hurts after a while.

People in this thread are either retarded virgins, secretly gay of have a girlfriend with with some health/cleanliness issues.
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>>17906161
Sure. Time for the zap
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>>17906866
Girls have the same rules as guys: Just trim.
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>>17906920
Why do you have a girlfriend and a boyfriend?!
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>>17902446

Not all pussies do. Not everyone has a filthy diet and terrible hygiene, OP. Some girls are delicious.
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>>17902446

Because they're betas

Eating pussy is extremely beta

Women want to be fucked and manhandled properly. By a man. They don't want you to tickle their clit with your tonsils. They want to get fucked.

>>17902461
>>17902459

Fucking disgusting

>>17902566
Virgin
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>>17902446
Well why do you suck on cocks OP?
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>>17907112
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>>17907050
That anon is just making a summary of the thread.
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>>17907112
And here we have an example of a virgin trying to sound like a badass on a Mongolian fingerpaintng enthusiast website.
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