What's the most painless way to kill yourself with no chance

jump off a high building
get hit by a train

so long as you're headfirst, there's no pain.
also, don't puss out on the train scenario and try jumping out of the way last-second... that's how you become an amputee.

Heroin m8. Like seriously best option. If you do enough to OD you WILL die, nothing felt. Guaranteed.

>>17573819
Until medics show up and narcan you.

>>17573641
Getting shot by a SWAT team works 100% of the time.

>>17573641
Painless is a meme and death will always be horrifying and painful.
So just pick a 100% guarantee and get it over with.

Bolt gun to the head and then have someone slit your throat.

Its the only humane way according to the food industry.

>>17573641
put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Overdose on pills and alcohol. If I had to choose that's what I'd do.

If you have to take a lot of pain killers and bleed out anyway you want

Breath pure nitrogen. You will pass out in just a few breaths, and you will be dead in 10-15 minutes

Make a pillow out of C4 and rig it to your alarm clock.

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>>17573641
>What's the most painless way to kill yourself with no chance of survival?
Crashing this plane.

Don't kill yourself OP.

>>17573641
>>What's the most painless way to kill yourself with no chance of survival?

Growing really old. Be patient, might take decades.