I called my girlfriend "my fat sloppy breeding sow"

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2016-09-15 22:13:38 Post No. 17572133
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:13:38 Post No. 17572133 [Report]

I called my girlfriend "my fat sloppy breeding sow" during sex and she suddenly got all upset saying "did you call me a fat pig?!" and cried. I really like how perfectly plump she is. It wasn't an insult.

Now she's being all pouty and joined me at the gym.

Can I say anything to make her stop "hmph"-ing like a bratty kid?

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:14:53 Post No.17572139
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:14:53 Post No.17572139 [Report]

tell her fat chubby girls make your dick hard

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:20:48 Post No.17572160
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:20:48 Post No.17572160 [Report]

Hahaha. Reminds me of when I went to tell my ex she had soft tits but said sloth tits instead. Good times.

Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:22:30 Post No.17572165
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Anonymous 2016-09-15 22:22:30 Post No.17572165 [Report]

>>17572139
I hate fat chicks because they're repulsive subhumans with no self control

Plump girls on the other hand are my addiction

OP 2016-09-16 00:08:22 Post No.17572442
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OP 2016-09-16 00:08:22 Post No.17572442 [Report]

>>17572133
Take her out shopping that's not to a target or walmart. That makes me feel better. People leave, clothing and jewelry is timeless.

You should allow her to exercise though..it's not a bad thing either.

Anonymous 2016-09-16 00:09:27 Post No.17572445
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Anonymous 2016-09-16 00:09:27 Post No.17572445 [Report]

>>17572165

So exactly how many pounds would she have to gain, to turn your passion to disgust? You're walking a tightrope

Anonymous 2016-09-16 00:09:50 Post No.17572446
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Anonymous 2016-09-16 00:09:50 Post No.17572446 [Report]

>>17572442
Ignore that 'OP' name

Good luck with ur gf

I called my girlfriend "my fat sloppy breeding sow"

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