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Going to prison. Its only a 366 day stint in medium security for drug possession and misdemeanor battery. Ive got my business running by itself at this point, so when I get out money/employment/housing won't be an issue at all. And in fact, I have a decent amount of money saved up now. When it comes to being sexually assaulted or gangs or any of the basic prison memes, I can woop ass pretty decent and I have spent time in county before so I have some street smarts I guess. Also its notax security, I'll probably be with a lot of fellow """"""non violent"""""""""" drug offenders like me.

But what the fuck do I do while I'm in there? I heard you can get a TV and Xbox in prison if you have the funds, is this true? Read? Work out? How the fuck do I entertain myself in prison?
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>>17448243
Not max*
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It really depends on the jail that you go to but the myths that you hear about inmates having cable TV and video games and things like that are typically not true at all. I'd suggest picking up reading. That's one of the best ways to kill the time while you're there. You also have a job too so that'll kill time. It's not like you're just sitting in your cell all day
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> I've got my business running by itself at this point

Implying some greedy druggy douchebag isn't good to take over your operation
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>>17448252
I own a painting/pressure cleaning company with my brother who's is going to rake care of it while I'm gone. I'm not a drug dealer.
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>>17448243
>only a 366 day stint
Only a full year of my life guys. It'll fly by.
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>>17448243
Start by getting ripped, you will figure out if you can get goodies later.
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>>17448252
>>17448259
Top Adolf
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First off you need to loosen up your anus before you go in. If you're coming to 4chan that means that you're probably a beta cuck. That being said you aren't going to make it by scaring any of the other inmates. You're going to have to get by through protection from somebody else. In order to gain that protection you need to offer a service. Considering you are a newbie to the jail environment you aren't going to have the knowledge to sneak anything in or anything like that.

You're only use to Bubba is your tight white flesh hole. Anal can hurt quite a bit especially if you don't have Lube. And trust me you aren't going to have Lube in jail. That brings me back to my thesis statement. Start stretching out your anus with small objects and upgrade gradually to larger objects. You will thank yourself later when you still have your life.

Uranus may be loose in your farts don't make any sound anymore but when Jamal tries to steal your corn muffin at lunch time you bet your loose ass that Bubba is going to protect it
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>Its only a 366 day stint in medium security for drug possession and misdemeanor battery

Haha just prison guys i''m only a criminal with charges of violence no big deal!
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>>17448293
366>>17448261
Ain't shit
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>>17448243


First, keep your head down. Get rid of all these dreams of a TV and XBOX because if you start flashing all kinds of perks and walking around with a pillow sack full of commissary the wolves will come out and constantly be heckling you and trying to rip you off. You'll find yourself fighting everyday just to keep whats yours but then again it all depends on where you'll be doing your stretch, what wing they'll put you in, what cell block etc.,

Don't let the term "non violent" fool you. Just because they didn't get busted for a violent crime this time around doesn't mean they're all sunshine and rainbows. Repeat offenders are repeat offenders. They spend their lives jumping from nickel to nickel and won't hesitate to fuck you up if they think you've got something they want, especially if they're newbies looking to get a fix.

What you do while you're in there is keep your head down. Short time cons are prime targets. Read books, work out, play board games, sleep, keep your mouth shut. If you can do those things you'll be fine.
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>>17448243
What country?
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>>17448522
USA
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>>17448243
Remember, squat, don't bend over.
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Keep your mouth shut and don't pick any fights. Keep to yourself by reading and working out. There might be some other people in there just trying to keep their heads down, so it's possible you could befriend them.
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Didn't you post a thread with the same picture several weeks ago saying that you were in prison long time ago and gave people advice?
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