I'm a passionate gamer, I love video games, just like all

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>>17444078
Not sure if that's Anri or not but still
>mfw retired

>>17444078
This sounds like a thread that belongs on either:
/adv/
/r9k/
/soc/
/s4s/
/b/

will the advent of VR allow me to virtually fuck Anri?

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>>17444079

>>17444082
PLEASE NO SAD PINGO :(

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>>17444078
Stop being a little bitch.

>>17444078
Pure luck. When you do the exact same things, but end up with a different result you can't do anything to change it. Fate is unfair.

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>>17444078
you want a girlfriend or a friend who play vidya with you?

is Anri videogames?

>>17444087
she recently voice acted in a videogame so yeah

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What's the point of this thread?

>>17444078
>What am I doing wrong?
You just have a shitty and/or boring personality.

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>>17444089
self loathing. just like all of 4chan. misery loves company.

anyone else here living a lonely life? 22 year old kissles virgin reporting in.

>>17444089
talk about how she retired and post sad reaction images

>>17444078
I just realized her eyes are open. It's just like that reaction image.

>>17444091
19 kv here

>>17444091
32 years old here. I'm not a virgin but all of my sexual encounters have been with prostitutes.
It will never get better. On the bright side, you eventually stop caring about pussy.

did you try?

>>17444093
Gomennasai drew that, it's from one of the best doujin ever made.

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>>17444088
What game?

>>17444091
25 here, feeling like shit increases every day. I was supposed to graduate last fall and I still haven't. Classes start in a week or two and I need to get my shit together but I just can't seem to.

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>>17444092
You know it's one thing to never hear her speak perfect english and just a second later perfect japanese, but to never see the superduper oppai ever again is a whole other thing.

Nobody can really replace her, even if you find massive honkers on a jap girl it's just not the same.

Sure they might bounce like hers, and they might hang like hers, but they're not hers.. y'know.

It's just not the same ;___;

>>17444078

are you fat/mexican/ugly/smelly/unkempt/poor/a player of mobas/a numale/short/bald/balding/generally uninteresting?

if the answer is yes to 2 or more then thats why

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>>17444091
>tfw 22 at the end of the month and still a virgin

I'm too much of an anti social aspie to do anything about it

>>17444078
Your friends have a friends more rich than yours? They had more liberty? They are more attractive? You are a manlet?

>>17444103
*i mean, have parents more rich than yours

>>17444091
29 year old kissless virgin here. Still haven't graduated from college and enrolled in the most useless major imaginable anyway.

About 5 seconds away from jumping off the nearest bridge.

>>17444105
please don't kill yourself

>>17444102
27 here, it gets easier.

>>17444089
Taking us back to 2011 /v/.

>>17444091
kissed virgin turning 22 next week reporting for duty. Only reason I haven't had a nice cup of bleach yet is because I'm trying to help my mom and step-dad dad get stable first.

>>17444105
>most useless major imaginable
At least it's not women studies, right?

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>>17444079
>Not recognizing Okita at first glance

>>17444105
>most useless major imaginable
which one?
music?
women's studies?
otherwise I can't really see one that's incredibly useless

Makes you think.

Here, have some gold and check your inbox ;)

>>17444111
Arr rook same

>>17444107
I feel like I could do something about it though

I just don't know how to go about doing it without feeling depressed afterwards

>>17444107
How does it get easier

The fact that you define yourself as a fucking "gamer" is a glaring problem in the first place.

>>17444100
Its not just the oppais, she's just so goddamn adorable and cute.

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>>17444079
But her porn is not lost in time.

It is safely stored on my HDD.

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>>17444078
I was like you once.
Now I'm not.

How did I accomplish this?

Good job, better clothes, got a little buffer, a "don't give a fuck about what you think of me" attitude oh and the most important thing.
Self-esteem.
If you're less than 6 foot, there is nothing to be done. Try online dating or something.
>>17444102
De-mystify sex by going to a prostitute if you can't get laid otherwise. Sex is fun but experiencing it for the first time isn't a ground-shattering "now I understand everything", but it makes you less of a creep.

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>>17444078
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>17444119
too bad none of it is good

>>17444120
>If you're less than 6 foot
>tfw 5'5

>>17444120
>If you're less than 6 foot, there is nothing to be done. Try online dating or something.

Fuck, I laughed so hard

>>17444122

Like 99% of all JAV porn.

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>>17444078
A N R I
N
R
I

>>17444112
English

>>17444089
OP being a faggot as always and blogging because he's new.

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>>17444087
yes

>>17444127
not really as useless as you say
you can work in printing or editorial jobs
if you also learn another language you can do translation work. It's just not as straightforward as stem majors.
but stem majors are for fags so it's okay.

>>17444129
Is there a single fappable scene in all of the JAV industry?

I mean a scene you could legitimately recommend to others. Not just the scenes that you're able to tolerate because you have yellow fever.

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>tfw anri draws vidya better than you

>>17444078

They became interesting and you stayed the same old faggot.

You use "passionate gamer" to describe yourself. As opposed to what? The "disinterested gamer"? You need to do some masculine shit and shut up while doing it until you get good.

>>17444126
No. This is D.va.

>>17444131

They are masters of the "facefuck a girl until she barfs" genre coughDOGMAcoughTOHJIROcough

If that's your thing.

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>>17444078
>How do I get a girlfriend, what am I doing wrong?

Nobody has ever had a long lasting relationship hitting up 20 different girls with "hey, I need a girlfriend"

You life is obviously shit if you think you need someone to fill that void, why the fuck would anyone go for a sack of shit loser with such a low self esteem.

VIDEO GAMES

>>17444102
By 22 I stopped giving a shit about it. Then 3 years later I found a great woman and shit has gone right since, been a year since then. Just stop worrying about it and let shit happen.

>>17444132
Well that was the worst thing I googled this year.
That shit ain't fappable and you know it.

>>17444078
It's because you are ugly and they aren't. Now what?

>>17444133

or they became more proficient at signaling that they were interesting (or at least cuckable material).

You probably are a lame faggot and your friends are probably lame faggots. You need to sit down, admit your utter faggotry, and less of a faggot.

It sounds a bit Calvinist but people who can selectively discard parts of their culture and create interesting tools are less faggots than most normies.

>>17444078
how ugly are you? because I'm pretty much playing videogames in my spare time and people know about my hobby however I'm drowning in pussy but I'm good looking and funny

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>>17444139

>>17444137
How do you cope with having missed out on some of the most important formative experiences in youth

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>>17444134
>Anri is D.va in 15 years

>>17444131
https://webmshare.com/play/JAKog

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>>17444078
I miss her so much bros ;_;
>>17444119
>we will never, EVER get a literally perfect Julia X Anri scene
jdimsa

>>17444143
My mistake. That >>17444139 Was meant for this >>17444135

>>17444091
ah at leased i kissed someone

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>>17444120
>If you're less than 6 foot, there is nothing to be done. Try online dating or something.
fuck

>>17444148

Dude, you don't want to throat ram some chick until she barfs on your crotch? What's wrong with you?

>>17444149
26, me too. She was really pretty.

Almost wish I hadn't though, cause it feels so shit you're unlikely to get it again, you know?

>>17444146
>Tiny penis
>Awkward rubbing they she's autistic
Meh.

>>17444078
You were the runt of the group and as such they preyed upon your masculine energy to feed their own success. They left you a shriveled husk of a cherry bitch boy and you need to recover your vital essences.

What's her best video. Never fapped to her before.

>>17444150
Are you actually going to believe that? Girls aren't rollercoasters. There's no height requirement.

>>17444152
I know what you mean, but it's always good to at least try. Sure things might now happen but the more tries the better the chances

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>>17444153
>watching jav
>complaining about dick size

>>17444156
are you kidding me
you're practically invisible to women if you're under 6 foot

>>17444078

they asked girls out, you didn't

girls are mostly passive and even if you're a 10/10 they'll rarely hop straight on your dick unless you engage them first

>>17444158
But I don't watch JAV. That's why I'm asking what are good JAV scenes. Surely there must be some out there.
During the time I did explore JAV however, there were guys with decent pieces on them. Not huge or anything, but decent.

>>17444161
If you give this much of a shit about the size of the guy's penis, I think you should be watching gay porn instead.

>>17444159
It's all relative really. If the girl you want is taller than you while wearing heels, then you're too short for her. That's about it. Barring exceptions of course.

>>17444156

Women organize men into a pyramid and look at the crown of the pyramid and say "I WANT".

This pyramid has been getting taller with better nutrition, so women look at the "blessed" men with 6+ height and use that as a ruler.

Women look at the traits of the top 10%. All men are judged against that unless they display masculine rituality which disarms female defensive systems.

>>17444159
To absolute cunts nobody likes? Maybe.

>>17444164
You are looking way too much into this shit. Maybe that's your problem.

>>17444160

this
if you don't try regularly you have no right to complain

>good friend just as butthurt as op
>"tfw no gf it hurts anon"
>"when was the last time you asked asked a girl out"
>"5 years ago"

>>17444162
I just don't think women really feel it if it's too small. And the short rutting motion looks awkward. Long strokes are preferred. Much rather see a girl rocking back and forth or bounding up and down, than just jittering and shaking in place.

a mod actually doing his job properly

it's the end guys

oh shit we /adv/ now

Wait, what happened? We have mods now?

What the fuck? Mods can do this?

Why don't they do this more often!?

>>17444181
Because they'd be doing nothing else. Imagine having to move all those waifu threads.

>mod didn't outright delete the thread for being off-topic
>cared enough for OP's dilemma to move it to a more adequate place instead of purging the thread entirely
Never thought I'd see something like this on 4chan.

>>17444131
JAV caters to a lot wider audience of different fetishes compared to western porn. It depends a lot on what gets you going. I do agree that the average quality is way worse and there's a lot of shitty scenes. Rarely do I find an entire release to be all around good fap material but there might be a scene or two thats good in them.

Why do you mention video games so much in your post? What is the relationship between that and girlfriends?

>>17444181
great now the /v/irgins are here

>>17444310

he wants to believe vidya is the root of his problem when it's far more likely to be >>17444160