>finished an internship out of state in January, everything goes to shit immediately after
>boyfriend breaks up with me in the cheese dickiest way possible, we haven't spoken since March
>got rejected by my top choice college, have no back up plan for now, so school is on hold
>lost my original job, stuck with a McJob that pays like shit, having trouble finding a replacement
>no friends that aren't online friends
>dog died last month
>was just accused by my junkie father of stealing my mom's prescription drugs, called him out on blatantly throwing me under the bus to cover up that he did it, ended up getting thrown out of the house
>typing this from a bus stop
I either need some ideas on how to painlessly kill myself, or a surefire way to UNJUST myself, because one or the other is happening tonight.
>>17442837
> be woman
> fugg up
> go to government
> get free money and good feels
None of this is your fault because you're a super special princess and big daddy government will take care of you.
Why are you even tripping?
>>17443794
Hi, it looks like youve wandered out of /r9k/. That's OK, everyone gets confused and lost every now and then. Just change the bit that says /adv/ in your browser to /r9k/ and you'll be back where you belong. Mummies going to bring you some tendies very shortly as well, you've been such a good boy lately!
>>17443799
Says the dramaqueen writing on a mongolian bread baking forum that they'll commit suicide.
Haha If I belong in r9k, you sure as hell do as well.
>>17443813
rekt