What do?

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i think she wants to help you file your taxes OP

this is easy as fuck bruh

tell her you want a blow job

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Fucking hell, help me please. Can someone here actually give me some advice? This board is a fucking meme

>that among other things
wtf OP you initiated, how do you not know what to do.

>>17393199
'Hmm I think I have some ideas... ;)'
'No but seriously, I'm down to meet up and teach you whenever!'

And then turn it into, lets meet up then get dinner afterwards

>>17393239

ok faggot here is some legit advice

Ask that she pays for dinner or some kind of outing a movie ticket the first round of tequila... take her out chat her up or get her drunk.. and smash that puss.. or get to know her better and smash that puss later

Say "lemme put my bishop in ur queen ;^)"
It's topical and flirty she'll love it :)

>>17393239
>says this board is a meme
>uses the played out pepe reaction memes

youre part of the problem son, how are you enjoyig your summer btw?

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>>17393247
I didn't think this through man!! I was curious where shit would go, but I didn't expect her to basically give me a blank check.

>>17393248
That's pretty good, but the second part could use some rephrasing.

>>17393251
Can't drink legally - I'm 19. How about implying I want nudes? I don't want to say anything along the lines of hanging out until the end of August becaust I'm out of the country until then.

>>17393253
That's awful m9.

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>>17393273
You missed my point by a fuckton. I've been here for over a year btw. I'm not a summerfag

>>17393275

ok well tell her she will have to go see a movie with you.... go see a late night movie that will have a nearly empty theater.. go sit on the top row and if shes into you sparks might fly and you might get a decent handjob or at very least least a good makeout session

>>17393275
Idk you probably know her better than I do

Ask her what she is willing to give you and bounce it back to her.

Or tell her that she should teach you something in return.

Just move it along and it will get somewhere.

It doesn't fucking matter if we tell you the best response here. If you honestly need help at this point how the hell are you going to not spaghetti all over the place when it escalates further?

You're hopeless. The fact that you've not instantly teased and instead came to this place for help has already killed the fun as far as she is concerned

>>17393285
Hahaha anyone who's not been here for at least 3 years is a summerfag.

Less than 6 is still a newfag.