Doctor please

Pls dont :/

>>17392608
ignore this faggot, OP
do what you want

>>17392609
Im sorry
Go ahead OP, kys
Is this better?

>>17392614
not really

>>17392600
Maybe grow the fuck up and stop being an attention whoring pussy!

A woman ruined her body for you whilst a man worked his ass off to provide for you. You are a product of billions of years of natural selection.

Be grateful and enjoy it.

Suicide has a low chance of success.

You've fucked up at everything in life. What makes you think you'll succeed at this?

Imagine how much worst your life would be as a cripple.

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>>17392619
But he's just a retarded starfish living under the sea.

>>17392619
lmao
top kek
if you really think that way it is you who should kill themself, not OP

>>17392622
this is a stupid meme
almost no one fails at suicide

>>17392616
>tries to be nice to OP
>is a faggot for doing that
>says that OP is free to end their life
>still a faggot

I dont see what I did wrong here, I was trying to be nice to OP and stay tuned to the thread to see If there is something I can do to help

>>17392629
Nobody alive today succeeded at suicide; why would you take their advice?

>>17392635
>whines about being called a faggot on 4chan

>>17392637
no one who didnt attempt suicide you mean?
if you WANT to die and TRY to die it's not really that hard to die

>>17392638
Not whining, just trying to figure out wtf i did wrong by telling OP to not kill themselfs

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>>17392645
Wew lad, I'll give you some time to think it over

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>>17392600

You wanted something, anon?

>>17392652

Tell literally anyone about how you feel. My close friend just did this with fucking zero warning and I just wish there had been any fucking sign at all.

>>17392665
It help alot, OP should definetly do that

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>>17392619

>a man worked his ass off to provide for you

>>17392665
>tell someone
>get sent to psych ward
>now instead of being immediately suicidal I am idly wasting as much money as possible until I kill myself. I'll probably do it when I'm done with uni to maximize wasted money. The psych doctors and meds are good wastes of money too. I also am not pushing away my friends because I want my death to be painful to them.

OP become an absolute heathen like me before you go. Get fat. Buy prostitutes. Do nothing all day. If people are gonna force you to stick around for their sake you might as well live it up to spite them.

>>17392619
>billions of years of natural selection.

And how come i managed to become such a failure? All my ancestors must be inbreeds, and i have birth defects.

>>17392600
The trick is style. There can be style in suicide. Extend it. Make your life so utterly painful that every second must be endured with full and complete attention.

>>17392619
Most multicellular organisms die without reproducing, which is why most multicellular organisms have tons of offspring. Even in humans who have relatively few offspring, less than half of men successfully reproduced throughout history. Failure is the norm

>>17392765
I agree with this. Use suicidal thoughts to your advantage. Maybe even become a superhero! When you are suicidal you have nothing to lose. When you have nothing to lose you have nothing to fear.
Become Suicide-Man!

>>17392619
My dad killed himself too so
And about the mom thing, I have a twin so its not all for not

>>17392600
Use Google search and stop being an attention whore

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>>17392810
Unless your genetics are so similar that the grief/shock from your death prompts the suicide of your twin.

I don't particularly care one way or the other OP, just pointing out something you may not realize.

Personal input, if I decided to off myself, handgun in the mouth. Be sure.

>>inb4 can't get access to a gun.
If you're in the states, guns are laughably easy to get. Just google local gun ranges, rent a gun and stick it in your mouth there.

>>17392635
Just gtfo
>>17392600
Make sure you've seen a psychiatrist before you do anything rash
Otherwise swimming out to sea usually works

>>17393989
You dont have to be rude because of the fact that I'm trying to help OP

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Buy balloons
and then buy ice cream.
It will be okay.
I believe in you.

How old are you? And are you depressed or has something recently happend?

>>17392600
The fact that you've posted here suggests that although you may feel like offing yourself, you don't actually want to die.

Please tell us a bit about yourself (Age, gender, height, nationality etc.) and what you think is bothering you most.

I'll do my best to help you come up with ideas as to how you can overcome it.

Whats wrong famm?

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>Doctor asks me about what activity I have going on in my life