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how do i kill myself but make it look like an accident?

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how do i kill myself but make it look like an accident?
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why make it look like an accident? what's the problem gonna be for you if you're dead?
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>>17388140
cant hurt my mother like that, she will feel its her fault and blame herself for the rest of her life
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By joining a volunteer fire department, signing on as a deep-sea diver on an oil rig, or doing similarly dangerous things so that when the time comes, it really is an accident. Nothing else works: insurance investigators are too good at what they do, and even when they are not, they tend to rule on the side of it being suicide anyway.
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>>17388141
Then your only choice is to live. Get some help, and find real solutions to your problems: ones you can live with. It takes longer, but ultimately it's more satisfying.
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Drive off a cliff.
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>>17388141
why would you dying on accident hurt her any less? are you retarded? why do you want to in the first place
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>>17388161
She wouldn't feel guilt.
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>>17388269
She would still feel intense sadness and anger towards the thing that killed you.
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>>17388310
Not OP, i'm just saying what is his thought process.
He wants to ded without her feeling guilt so an accident is a win-win.
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>>17388368
Why are you encouraging a suicide.
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>>17388383
What? I'm not.
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>>17388394
>win win
Its not win for either of them. She still loses a child and OP loses their life.
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>>17388402
You are disregarding his perspective; the reason he doesn't do what he wants is the guilty his.mother would alegedly feel; a fake accident would accomplish what he wants without accomplishing what he does not want.
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>>17388417
Alright but when you get down to it. The fact is that shes losing a child. It doesnt matter the method of which they die. The mother will in the end will lose a child. Shes not gonna say "oh it was just an accident :)" and go on her way. Shes gonna go through intense depression with the fact, again, she has lost her child.
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>>17388438
I know, but on his mind he is cursed to live in pain and for him even though she will suffer it doesn't make it worth.
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>>17388445
OP never said why he wanted to kill himself.
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You really shouldn't. Your death is going to fuck up your family no matter what, and statistically speaking you only have about a 15% chance of succeeding, and that's if nobody finds you. it's not worth it. I promise.
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>jump off somewhere high and have pokemon go running on your phone
>"damn that pokemon go!"
>be smug in afterlife
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Kill your mom in her sleep. Then kill yourself via regular suicide. All problems solved.
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pretend to be really into mountain climbing
then go for Everest
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