how do i kill myself but make it look like an accident?

why make it look like an accident? what's the problem gonna be for you if you're dead?

>>17388140
cant hurt my mother like that, she will feel its her fault and blame herself for the rest of her life

By joining a volunteer fire department, signing on as a deep-sea diver on an oil rig, or doing similarly dangerous things so that when the time comes, it really is an accident. Nothing else works: insurance investigators are too good at what they do, and even when they are not, they tend to rule on the side of it being suicide anyway.

>>17388141
Then your only choice is to live. Get some help, and find real solutions to your problems: ones you can live with. It takes longer, but ultimately it's more satisfying.

Drive off a cliff.

>>17388141
why would you dying on accident hurt her any less? are you retarded? why do you want to in the first place

>>17388161
She wouldn't feel guilt.

>>17388269
She would still feel intense sadness and anger towards the thing that killed you.

>>17388310
Not OP, i'm just saying what is his thought process.
He wants to ded without her feeling guilt so an accident is a win-win.

>>17388368
Why are you encouraging a suicide.

>>17388383
What? I'm not.

>>17388394
>win win
Its not win for either of them. She still loses a child and OP loses their life.

>>17388402
You are disregarding his perspective; the reason he doesn't do what he wants is the guilty his.mother would alegedly feel; a fake accident would accomplish what he wants without accomplishing what he does not want.

>>17388417
Alright but when you get down to it. The fact is that shes losing a child. It doesnt matter the method of which they die. The mother will in the end will lose a child. Shes not gonna say "oh it was just an accident :)" and go on her way. Shes gonna go through intense depression with the fact, again, she has lost her child.

>>17388438
I know, but on his mind he is cursed to live in pain and for him even though she will suffer it doesn't make it worth.

>>17388445
OP never said why he wanted to kill himself.

You really shouldn't. Your death is going to fuck up your family no matter what, and statistically speaking you only have about a 15% chance of succeeding, and that's if nobody finds you. it's not worth it. I promise.

>jump off somewhere high and have pokemon go running on your phone
>"damn that pokemon go!"
>be smug in afterlife

Kill your mom in her sleep. Then kill yourself via regular suicide. All problems solved.

pretend to be really into mountain climbing
then go for Everest