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All you guys, you know who you are.

Go take a walk or drive to your nearest grocery store, right now. And buy a pack of gum, it will only be about a dollar.

Now find a woman cashier and as you're checking out, say "Hello, how's your night?" to the her. At the very least she will now say, "Good how about yours?" but she may even be nicer than that a give a smile and a happy voice, who cares if it's fake

Say "Good"

Walk out, you did it, this is your first step. Keep going one level higher every day until you find her

You're welcome
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>>17383921
Did it. Asked how her night is. She said "Bad now that I looked your face"

Tried to fight back tears, hope she didn't notice.

I-is she the one anon?
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>>17383934
OP here I'm high af and I lol'd
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>>17383921
>Keep going one level higher every day until you find her
I've never seen a grocery store with more than two stories. That's really only two attempts, tops.

Who the fuck am I supposed to looking for anyway?
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>>17383945
Dude, your girl! Lo!
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Did it at my corner shop and the elderly Pakistani man had a visible look of confusion then asked me if I needed a bag for my 1 stick of gum.
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>>17383947
I don't have a girl. Making polite conversation with a cashier isn't going to change shit.
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>>17383953
You don't want one they're annoying jealous hypocrites anyway
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>>17383921

This is a good exercise for getting people who are extremely shy to warm up to talking to strangers, but I wouldn't recommend trying to chat up cashiers or people in their places of work with stories about you. 9 times out of 10 you're being annoying.
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>Hi, how are you?
>Good, you?
>Good, thanks.
>Here's you gum.
Wow thank, OP! I could see her vagina dripping in excitement!
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>>17383980
>>Hi, how are you?

Such a boring opener. My word.
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>>17383950
i dont get why cashiers always ask if i need a bag for the smallest things.
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But what's the next level. Damn it I really need this. I think I would have trouble even doing the OP
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>>17383962
Instead of talking to random strangers like a creep while they're working I just startes frequenting a card shop full of nerds
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>>17383996
What do you do in the card shop? How does this help you meet women
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I now have AIDS
thanks OP
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>>17383921
This gif makes my stomach churn.

Why cashiers of all people
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>>17383950
gas station across the road and donut shop next-door?

he's a chill dude
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