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/adv/ I really need your help
>be me
>nigger from Venezuela
>literally the shittiest country in the continent
>move to murica
>dont have a working visa
>dont have a student visa
>dont have any contacts, only a handful of family members
I can't get a normal job because I would be deported and I can't think of anything I could do to get cash (outside of things like walking dogs or cutting the lawn)
How can I make some money /adv/?
>Inb4 sell your body
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Cut lawns? You can make absolute shitloads with landscaping. Keep working on legal documentation so you can expand into a full fledged landscaping business. Otherwise all I can think of is talent related stuff like being a club musician, selling bullshit on Etsy, or drawing weird porn for people online. Get creative, it's America, if you're entrepreneurial you can do anything here.
Also, welcome to the USA, happy to have one more person with a drive to do better and improve his life with his own hands.
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>>17373862
Labour on residential construction sites for cash? Isnt that how all you niggers survive ?
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>>17373862
Usually you need to have contacts for under the table jobs. If you don't know anyone, try going to home depot and socialize with the other illegals and work odd jobs in the mean time.
If you have actual skill at anything though, and you apparently have access to computers, you might also try Craigslist for gigs or advertising
services.
The money you get, you can probably save up to buy a fake social security number which will allow you to get better quality jobs. Alternatively you can use that money to impress a fat/ugly girl and get your citizenship the legal way. You could probably apply for asylum too since Venezuela is a clusterfuck, but that process could take years and thousands of dollars.
In all likelihood though, you're probably going to have a seriously tough road ahead of you. Good luck man.
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>>17373904
>try going to home depot and socialize with the other illegals
This is what I have been doing for a week. Going to all sort of places to meet people that can give me a job. I have already gone to the church (Im not religious), tabletop gaming clubs, Home Depot (I actually enjoyed talking with these people because I know a little about construction and woodworking)
>If you have actual skill at anything though, and you apparently have access to computers, you might also try Craigslist for gigs or advertising
services.
Already tried and all the jobs I see in my area are not under the table
>Alternatively you can use that money to impress a fat/ugly girl and get your citizenship the legal way
Getting an american girl is high in my priority list senpai, that green card is just a wedding away
Anyway thanks man.
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