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Brown recluse

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I found a brown recluse in my bathroom. How do I deal with the fear?
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smush it
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It ran away and I can't find it
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>>17318956
By "brown recluse" do you mean a Mexican with agoraphobia?
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>>17318986
Aha fuq

Good shit
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>>17318956
Sorry but the only solution at this point is to burn down your house.
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>>17318956
Man up and throw it outside

It's not that hard
I've dealt with arachnophobia for years and managed to get my shit together
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you get a waterglass and a sturdy but flat thing like a piece of cardbord. then you put the glass over the spider, shove the cardbord under it slowly and carefully, then place it outside. take a stick and knock over the glass from a distance. then run inside like a maniac and close the door.
source: pansy ass girl that had to learn to deal with scary spiders on her own.
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DESTROY
DESTROY
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It doesn't want anything to do with you, literally, you have bugs in your house, said spider wants those bugs, clean up clutter, that's where these spiders chill.
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And it probably wasn't a brown recluse, how big was it? Did you get down and see how many eyes it has? Fiddle shape on the abdomen? Or you just saw a brown spider?
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>>17318956
Accept that death is coming and make peace with it.
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>>>/an/
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They're called "recluse" for a reason. Chances are it will hide in some dark corner and you'll never see him again.

It's very rare to get a bite from one.
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I would bugbomb your apt op. my uncle got bitten on his toe by a brown recluse, they had to surgically remove the necrotic flesh.
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>>17318993
This

Just think about it... crawling all over your face and dick at night. Maybe going into your mouth...
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