Okay, so I'm chillin with that 19 year old virgin life, or at least so I was. A week ago, I got drunk and so did my neighbor. I blacked out, but came to a couple times, and I was making out with her. I remember that, blacked out, came too again and she put my dick inside of her, but I was so drunk I couldn't really get hard, nor could I even feel her hand on my dick or me inside of her, and when I tried to push it in further, it pretty much just made an upside down U shape. Then we stopped I think and I woke up in my bed the next morning.
so, would you guys say I lost my virginity? I mean, I feel like I technically did cause I was inside her, but I feel like in reality I didn't because I was in her for like five seconds, couldn't feel anything, and didn't get anything more than my head in there cause I was so soft. And I still feel like a virgin, cause really, I've still never fucked a girl, just had the head of my dick in there for like 6 seconds and couldn't feel anything.
>>17149803
Your mother must be so proud.
>>17149803
Congrats, you're not a loser virgin. Just a loser.
>>17149803
>it pretty much just made an upside down U shape
So... Like a lower case "n"?
Try harder, OP.
Literally.
>>17149819
Damn, well that is a shame.
>>17149824
Uh, yep, pretty much.
>>17149819
Not this. If it's not a proper fuck you still got miles to go. I mean, would you consider fingering a girl losing your virginity. Because what you described isn't even that, it's just genitalia kissing.
The idea of a before-and-after of virginity is kinda stupid.
Drunken fumbling is a sexual experience of sorts, though I wouldn't really consider it to be sex. But hey, so how about the neighbor? Why don't you give her a call and ask for a do-over now that you're sober?
>>17149969
This one is thinking ahead!