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How do I get my neighbors to arrest me?

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How do I get my neighbors to arrest me?
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>>17141680
are your neighbours cops?

in any case, walking up to them and punching one of them in the face should do the trick. or taking a crap on their lawn in full view.

why do you want to do this?

also fuck you just a bit for posting that pic and making me want to play with glitter and sparkly things like the faggot I am.
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>Break into their house
>Shoot at their house
>Kill one of them
>Steal their car
>Shit in their lawn
>Climb on their roof, don't leave
>Almost kill one of them
>Barricade them in their house
>Set their house on fire
>Steal their TV
>Sneak into their house and sleep with them
>Steal their credit card
>Call them repeatedly
>Ask them nicely to call the police on you
>Slam your genitals in their window sill, get stuck
>Sneak into their chimney
>Nail yourself to their house
>Deconstruct their house
>Play music outside constantly
>Abduct their relatives for ransom
>Get framed for a crime they committed
>Convince them to join your cult and then take advantage of them financially until they report you for tax evasion
>Siege their house
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>>17141705
Don't know their jobs but I don't think they are police
Had an argument with parents and I want them to arrest me because of that
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>>17141714
what country do you live in?
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>>17141718
Hong Kong
Why? Does it matter?
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>>17141710
>Leave one of your body parts on their doorstep
>Fuck with their mailbox
>Fuck their mailbox
>Kill their pets
>Steal plants from other houses and plant them in their lawn
>Pee in their air conditioning unit
>Poison their well
>Convert their daughter to Islam and then abuse her
>Involve them in a strenuous legal battle
>Try to kill yourself in their lawn
>Jump out of their closet to scare them
>Live in their air ducts and call yourself the duct gremlin, living off of scraps in their trash
>Steal their lawn ornaments
>Replace all their doors with saloon doors
>Hide a microphone under their floorboards and yell at them
>Call prostitutes to their house
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Rape one of them.
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>>17141725
Well now I can give you a more specific list

>Challenge them to a Kung Fu battle
>Have them report you for not getting to the sweatshop on time
>Stand in front of a tank column
>Have too many kids
>Criticize the government
>Let them know you're on 4chan

Wait Hong Kong is the city not under Chinese control right? Who even runs it?
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>>17141725
laws are different in different places. also "arrest" usually means the police come and put you in jail while they investigate what happened. citizen arrests are rare where I live (US). that is why I was wondering. citizen arrests are done differently in different countries.
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