What's a good job for fat lazy people with social anxiety?

I also have crippling social anxiety.

night time security guard, literally getting paid to do nothing

I don't plan on breeding but I need a job to get me by.

>>17124128
until a group of thugs break into the place and kill you

>>17124128
I tried being security and all I got was a job as a bouncer at a club I wasn't paid enough to cover living expenses and the job was pretty stressful seeing as I'm not very tall or buff.

>>17124124
Is that a real bird? What kind of bird is it if so?

>>17124154
It looks real and I think its a lovebird.

>>17124124

That is the cutest bird Ive ever seen holy shit.

>>17124124

Typist

>go into work
>sit down at desk with headphones on
>type dictations from financial reps for a few hours
>get up and go home when I'm done

I haven't spoken to a coworker in 6 days.

>>17124184
I'm not very good at typing but sounds like a nice job.