How do I become James Bond? I'm at the point where everywhere

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Anonymous
2016-03-23 22:10:54 Post No. 16950197
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 22:10:54 Post No. 16950197 [Report]

How do I become James Bond? I'm at the point where everywhere I go, women check me out... but I have issues approaching strangers! It's really not because I'm shy or because I'm nervous, I just don't like talking to new people.

Anonymous 2016-03-23 22:17:38 Post No.16950216
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 22:17:38 Post No.16950216 [Report]

>bang random 10's just once
>they never come back for more
>obviously not satisfied
>repeat 50 times
>get std's

You are now James Bond.

Anonymous 2016-03-23 23:11:14 Post No.16950434
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 23:11:14 Post No.16950434 [Report]

>you'll never be Sean connery

Anonymous 2016-03-23 23:51:00 Post No.16950567
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Anonymous 2016-03-23 23:51:00 Post No.16950567 [Report]

>>16950216
>implying they don't at least try to find him
>implying he actually gives them a means to

>implying he doesn't bring condoms to prevent stds and little Jimmy Bonds
>implying his suit lining isn't made of condoms
Shit's 99% effective, why do you think he never gets hit by bullets

How do I become James Bond? I'm at the point where everywhere

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