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How do I become James Bond? I'm at the point where everywhere

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How do I become James Bond? I'm at the point where everywhere I go, women check me out... but I have issues approaching strangers! It's really not because I'm shy or because I'm nervous, I just don't like talking to new people.
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>bang random 10's just once
>they never come back for more
>obviously not satisfied
>repeat 50 times
>get std's

You are now James Bond.
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>you'll never be Sean connery
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>>16950216
>implying they don't at least try to find him
>implying he actually gives them a means to

>implying he doesn't bring condoms to prevent stds and little Jimmy Bonds
>implying his suit lining isn't made of condoms
Shit's 99% effective, why do you think he never gets hit by bullets
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