So I doxxed a 9.99999/10 girl after realizing she was beautiful.

>>16944039
>Total 10/10 on the HOT Crazy SCALE so I've got to shake her too her core.
Just tell her what you went through to meet her. I guarantee you, she will be shaken to her core,

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>>16944039

>All serendipitous like.

Lying and manipulating your way into a situation is not serendipity.


>She's probably 5 years younger than me. Into older guys.

So she's into assholes.

>My plan is to work hard and be impressive and act not all that into her.

So your plan is to be an asshole.

>The plan should take 1-2 years.

You're not making any sense.

>She's a Pisces so total slave for the right person.

Now you're REALLY not making any sense.


>Help me /adv/ sweep this girl off her feet.

Kill yourself.

>>16944066
Top kek

>>16944066
ya, I googled you for 3 hours, realized I've got some work to do, worked out like a beast, became a doctor and a lawyer in 2 years, Hopped on a plane, took a really expensive uber, Hi, I'm Anon, can we get a drink because serendipity be damned! This is my one shot at life and I've got a hell of a feeling about you.

ya no, bye creep.
or
ugh one drink

>>16944080
/thread

>>16944080
>>16944080
>lying and manipulating
I prefer to think of it as omission and positioning but I think we can both agree that serendipity is b/s

>the plan
allow me to elaborate.
currently fat and out of shape. won't even blip on the 10's radar with current max personality level. Also prior commitments.
She's got a monster ego b/c "errmuhgawd yur sho pritty" out of every mother fucker's mouth.
So asshole yeah. Gonna have to make her feel 'something' to get to hot girls are secretly easy mode.

>pisces
ya I hope she stops identifying with horoscopes in the 2 years or so too.
that was something on her feed.
Nothing a good swift fuck in the ass can't fix though.