So my boyfriend has informed me that he would like to try anal

Don't eat like 12 hours in advance so you don't have any gas or anything. Really wash your asshole well. I mean, take a sponge, soap, hot water, scrub it as well as you can, flood your ass with hot water to get all the shit particles out. You can also put a chicken tendie in there for extra shove.

>What's the appeal

There is no appeal, anal is disgusting and for faggots.

Good blowjob>Vaginal>Handjob>Footjob>Animals>Anal

>>16943347
Supposedly it's tighter. And it has the naughty factor going for it. Like if you say the words 'but I poop from there!' to a guy, his pants will become uncomfortably small.

The advice I see posted again and again is lube. Lots of lube. Water based.

>>16943364
Perhaps you should return to /pol/?

>>16943406

I hate /pol/ they are fucking idiots. Maybe you shouldn't be such an oversensitive fucking gerberbaby who cries when someone says the word "faggot" politically correct loser. My best friend is gay and I'm bi racial. The fuck are you going to do about it?

Lots of lube, and relax. Relaxing is the important part.

>>16943422
What kind of a faggot gets their back this up on 4chan?

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>>16943446


THIS TYPE OF FAGGOT ya fucking asshole

>>16943405
Eh, you don't /have/ to have lube, but it does help--especially the first time.

My advice: relax.

Seriously, relax the muscles around your anus. They will tense up on impulse, and if you don't make a point to relax, it won't feel good.

I know this from experience.

I'm a femanon, and without making this too personal...anal is one of my 'favorite' things to do in bed. Though, I do do it sparingly (1-2/year).

Anal is much more 'intense' than vaginal sex. Much. I, personally, think it's the best kind of intense...and watching my partner's face during is also fun.

Tips:
>Of course clean yourself...douche if you can (multiple times, until 'clear') and not with hot, but warm and cool water.*
>Fast for 12~24 hours for best results, and don't forget to drink plenty of water
>Have your boyfriend play with your ass beforehand, to loosen the muscles and familiarize that part of your body with touch
>Have him finger your ass, increasing the number of fingers (lube actually does help with this part) slowly
>Have him rub the tip of his cock on your ass once you think it's 'ready,' then have him slowly ease that part into your ass, let your body get used to it, and have him slowly inch (or centimeter) his way further inside.

Slow and steady...that's key. Eventually he might be able to fuck that hole with increased speed, but not the first time.

The inner walls of your ass are closer to the 'G-spot' muscle, so there is definitely pleasure.

*douching this part of your body feels strange...as it feels like peeing out of your butt...just an fyi

>>16943455
You really should keep the trans-species stuff to Tumblr, they can be brutal here.

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>>16943347

>Men, what's the appeal? Do you like it more than vaginal sex?

I'm going to tell you something that not a lot of men are going to tell you. I tell you because eventually you'll find out and in this sea of manlets, neckbeards and edgelords its a good a time as any.

The appeal for mean is purely psychological/social. Anal sex doesn't FEEL any better or worse than vaginal sex.

Its kind of like how the more you tell a child they're not allowed to do something the more they want to. Anal is something we see in porn. Its dirty, its violating, its taboo, shit, its still illegal in some states. So naturally, men want to try it. And, as far as "locker room" talk goes any man who has fucked a chick in the ass gets bonus man points with his friends. Its the ultimate form of sexual dominance.

Its a weird man thing, I haven't quite grasped it yet but there it is.

Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, especially if you're actually interested in trying it, I'm just telling you where the appeal actually comes from.

A lot of serious injuries can occur from anal sex. Anal fissures, tearing, infection, prolapse etc., Use a lot of lube, go slow, if it hurts then stop immediately. Thats about all. Good luck.

As a girl that tried it, i can say it hurts like hell. I used lube and tried relaxing and shit too. Out of the six times i did it, i only actually liked it once. My advice is, if you dont like it the first time, you most likely never will in the future.
Also, it made my ass bleed at the entrance after it was all done. Plus anal can also cause hemroids in some ppl too.

>>16943347
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema if your afraid of poop, but my gf allways takes a dump before we go play and we seldom have any problems ;-)

>>16943364
this one is obviously retarded and underage

a) It's tighter
b) for me it's also a mental thing aswell as for her
c) It feels different for her too, and that's what sex in a relationship is about, not letting it get boring

Use enough lube and tell him to be gentle. After a while my gf started to play with my ass aswell, wich I had never thought was a huge turn on to me

>>16943585


Most likely you are fucking gay and in denial. It's not a mental thing for women, it's fucking painful.

>>16943602
>It's not a mental thing for women, it's fucking painful.
bullshit, my ex fucking loved it and initiated it most of the time

>>16943614

>My ex represents all women
>All women are the same

Kill yourself

>>16943624
>implies all women are the same
>gets counterexample
>loses last braincells

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/buttsex/

>>16943476
>>16943455
>>16943446
>>16943422
>>16943406
>>16943364
Shut up you mongrels

>>16943347

Most women don't like anal.
Most men do anal for dominance reasons, not actual physical pleasure. Or they are gay.

>>16943602
See:
>>16943475

>>16943659
>participating in sexual acts with members of the opposite gender
>gay
anon pls

>>16943698

Right. Gay guys never have sex with women. Do you think all married men are straight, gentle reader?

>>16943624
You posted something dumb and got called out for it, get over it already.

Op here, my boyfriend is a bisexual who previously thought himself to be homosexual. That's probably why he wants to try it!

Stop flexing your cocks and help me take one up the ass.

>>16943475

Thank you, this is very helpful.

Think of 10 reasons girls might not like anal.
8 of those 10 reasons are why guys like anal.

>>16943921
Check out some tushy.com videos.

Not much more I can say but, the gf I had who liked it, She liked it more then vaginal.
Strange but, I was happy.
Our favorite position was
>Put ass up like 45 degree angel.
>Stick dick in.
>Worked very well,
>Made her cum hard.

>>16943734

So his ex DOES represent all women? The fuck are you on about you stupid faggot? You watch too much porn. Anal in real life is fucking shitty, literally.

Anal sex is pretty hot from a guys point of view.

My ex liked it once she had done it a few times.
But she didn't enjoy it at first.

I personally found her ass got real loose when she really got into it.

found petroleum jelly was a good lube but not great with condoms.

Take it easy and relax first time prob won't be that great but eh try and see.

>>16943347
Lube is basically essential

also loosening with a middle finger is a good idea

Appeal of anal?

Eh, not much, honestly. It's a tighter hole, but that comes with a lot of prep and pressure. Not to mention the obvious hygiene issue.

>>16943485
+1 to this post, specially:
> Anal sex doesn't FEEL any better or worse than vaginal sex.

Water based lubricants.

Also try with one finger, then two, then with a small sex toy if you have one. Don't stick it in the pooper immediately with his penis.

Obviously do normal foreplay while you loosen up your anus. Never rush things. Also use a condom the first time you really want to put it in.

>>16943915
I wouldn't suggest enemas for the first time, this could be a turn-off or make you tense up if something goes wrong. Do this

>get toy and lube
>take shit
>shower
>wait 1h
>shower
>foreplay with toy
>no anal sex
>repeat until somewhat confident
>relax extra hard
>ye olde buttfucke

I would recommend a small plug you can leave in while going about your daily duties.

I think a lot of guys like anal not because it feels good, but because of the reactions you can get from the women if they enjoy it.

There's an intensity, and a certain type of moan that can only be heard during a good anal session.

>>16943347
Sometimes anal wife here.
Don't listen to anyone in this thread and listen to ME:
1. You'll probably not like it the first time, like the first time with vagoo.
2. Go very slow and take lots of time.
3. If you get used to it you'll start to enjoy it after a few times.
4. It feels very good, you'll feel filled up an if you play with your clit you'll come in no time.
5. No cleaning/special diets/etc. beforehand needed. Just don't switch from anal to anything else. And clean up afterwards. If you don't have to poop before you want to get started you'll be fine.
6. Spit is the best lube ever. The horny slimy spit people get when they're aroused. No artificial smelly unhealthy shit needed.

And lastly: enjoy.

>>16943422
>calls someone oversensitive
>shells out a reply like this

fuck you man.

>>16946149
OP, ignore anyone telling you to not use lube. Especially if they try selling spit as quality lube.
Granted, there's some lube which you won't want to use but a 10 bucks tube of water based stuff from your local sex shop should do.

>>16946227
I've used water based lubes before. None of them are as good as good old spit. They dry up and stick, smell bad and are unhealthy chemical shit.

>>16946353

What about oil based lube? I've even heard of using coconut oil.

>>16946363

It works the best and lasts longest of any type of lube, but it eats through condoms (seriously, don't wear a condom if you're using oil-based lubes) and it's the toughest to clean up. There's always a trade-off.

But don't listen to the dumb bitch advocating "spit-only" lube. I don't know what kind of Spiderman spit her man has, but for most people that's a recipe for pain, internal chafing and possibly infection. Water-based lubes are perfectly fine. I like Astro-Glide gel, the thicker stuff. It does dry out and get sticky, but you can easily re-moisten it with water or spit and keep on plowing away. But don't use spit alone unless you have a pain fetish

>>16943347
LUBE
also fingers first before dick.
If he doesn't do that it'll sting/burn for a couple seconds.

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>>16943653
Do you have enough pizza, king of heroes?

>>16946353
>my water based lube was shit tier
>all lubes are shit

I dunno but my lube hardly sticks, is odourless (though it comes in different flavours as well), contains no artificial sweeteners, less preservatives than your common shower gel, dries up slower than spit and like every water based lube, is easily remoisturized by it to let me go another half hour.

Also lol at the chemical shit, you think dead cells and food leftovers are better for you than a medical grade lube that is under constant production surveillance?