Is there a way to improve my socializing skills?I'm so bad

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>>16942596
bumping out of sympathy and because I relate to that feel but not as extreme

>>16942596
This is definitely me when talking to people. (meme intended)

get a job in sales.

and not retail bullshit like consumer electronics and vacuums and shit... I'm talking about real sales, like insurance or automotive sales or real estate

>>16942670
Yeah what could go wrong...
But anyway if im a social retard how do you expect me to get a job there in the first place?

>>16942684
>"that could go wrong"
>"how am i supposed to get a job there??"

fucking work for it you lazy turd of a human being

put some effort into it ffs, no wonder you're socially retarded


everybody thinks things should just come to them easily wtf

>>16942701
Are you...Are you...Are you saying i should just do it?
Thanks for the motivation!Now i can finally become the billionaire CEO that i always wanted to be!

last bump

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>>16942596
There are a lot of resources on the topic, you could try reading a book or a few articles but you will need to practice anyway.
If working in sales seems a bit too much you can start by trying to make small talk with sales people as a customer.

>>16942596
read the book called how to win friends and influence people. you may think its a new concept but the book came out in the height of the great depression

>>16942701
This summarizes /adv/ pretty well.

>hurr durr juzt do eet

>>16942832
Title sounds kinda cheesey, but I will give it a shot.