How do I find a girlfriend?

>>16940125
Spoiler alert: not on 4chan.

>>16940125

A compass, a well-read cartographer, and a plucky sidekick.

Why?

>>16940133
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>>16940146
I'm lonely and I've never had one and time's running out for me...

>>16940125
Do you find a girl attractive? I'm going to assume yes, since your dumb ass is asking us. Go ask the hottest girl you know to get coffee sometime,no redpill bull or beta nerd horse cock, tell you think she's beautiful and you'd love to get to know her better. The worst she can say is no. Fucking fag.

>>16940125
Are you serious or just baiting?

what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

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>>16940179
>women giving dating advice

>>16940179
Top kek
Worse they could say is "Ew no"
Then proceed to avoid you and make going to work awkward.
Why would any girl want to go out to coffee with my creepy quasimodo ass?

>>16940212
Reason 1 you're not getting laid. Confidence if you think they're going to say yes they probably will if they say no ask someone else it's bit hard
>>16940202
18 male. If you'd actually seen a pussy up close you'd be able to tell the difference

>>16940125
Ask women out, one time each. When one of them says yes, stop.

Sell yourself. There are good salesmen and bad salesmen. What's the difference between the two?