Hey, /adv/. Second-time poster on this board. I guess I'll

>>16940005
Smoke weed and jack off.

>>16940061
It's really more of an "I'm dying for human contact and don't know where to get it from" problem.

Jacking off is something I can do pretty fast by checking out some porn, so that's not realy a problem. Weed, I wouldn't know how to get in touch with someone to score it, and on top of it there's the legality problem, not to mention it's expensive. I'm barely scraping enough money to survive so adding weed to the buy list wouldn't be good.

Where to get human contact?

It is irony that in our modern world we ask such stupid questions but it is truth.

Look for GF?
Try to do some team sport? Then hang out with them?
Play online games? Get people you meet to chat?
Go out and meet other lonely looking people? :-D
What about your former schoolmates?

Jezus this question is hard.

>>16940118
Look for a girlfriend? Let's not try to turn lead into gold here. I'm just trying to find someone to talk for a couple of hours.

>>16940148
Talk about what? When you figure this out, you should be able to find a solution of where you might find such person.

>>16940148
Get friends m8, I have meet a lot of people trough friends and so on.

>>16940172
I dunno, 4chan has the threads for people to talk about varied subjects but they're usually nerd stuff like anime or japanese culture or comics, and omegle has the likes system, which is pretty useful to avoid the botnet and the zombies, but it does put me in a lot of trouble with RP-ers and that type of people.

I'm also a bit tired of talking about pop culture because after a while it just feels like you're just repeating clichés like "yeah that movie was awesome, that actress is so hot, she gets naked 46 minutes into it." and stuff like that. When I do find someone to talk to, sometimes I just vent about my day at work or stuff I saw on the streets or had to do. It's just chit-chat, really, but I feel like it's important to have someone to actually listen.

I understand it's not an one-way street. I know I have to listen too, and that's part of the friendship, but it's still hard to find someone who's even willing to talk.

>>16940192
So basically you need any human being able to listen and talk. You don't find such people on internet, because there we only type and read and nobody wants to read what you had to do at work :-D

Maybe only difference is teamspeak. My friend when comes home he plugs in one room with ~12 people playing dota2 with them and all they do is chat about anything 6 hours straight. That can work.

You have mentioned work. Any chance of befriending anybody there? If they are too old, ask them about their children, friends and find out if they hang out. Try to hang out with them.

But seriously you should go for transformation from lead to gold with GF.

>>16940219
My work is just me and my boss - it's a small office. His son is like 5, so not old enough for us to hang out. I did hang out with my boss a few times, we drank a lot of beers, but it really wasn't my style. We mostly talked about work and music, and I was uncomfortable for most of it.

I appreciate you suggesting I should get a girlfriend, really, but that's pretty much impossible, I'm uglier than sin and have no other redeeming qualities.

I don't play videogames, but I've heard the teamspeak on those was basically just insults and game mechanics discussions. If I wanted insults, that's what 4chan is for. I don't really like vydia, and I don't think it's worth it having to learn a game (and buy the hardware and software needed to play it) just so I have a team with which to chat.

>>16940257
OK, you have bested me to it: you need to get out and meet real people. I know it sounds rough but I am out of ideas anon.

The only other solution is to offer myself to be your new friend but that would require a great sacrifice from my side :-D

> I'm uglier than sin
> have no other redeeming qualities
No way, that means you are perfect fit for like 40% of females. Look on other threads:
>boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/16939312/i-must-be-ugly
Nobody asks her out, you will be first anon!
>boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/16939924/girl-too-fat
after he will tell to her face she is FAT she will be so broken that you can snatch her :-)

So what do you like talking about OP because from the sound of it you just want to talk for the sake of talking?