I just started living alone for the first time, and the loneliness

>i'm allergic to cats
good, because cats are shit animals with parasites all over them.

Get a dog

>>16939723
It would have to be a small one. Apartment.

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Get a cactus.
Get a roommate.
Turn audio / video on to fill up the void.
Get dog.
Get parrot.
Get fish.
Get gf and or bf.

Or buy ball and talk to it a lot.

Go to Walmart a lot. It's what I do.

>How do people do it?

most people pic a character on a tv show
and pretend to be that person
every week they turn on the television
and watch living their life through that character

they act like Eric Cartman, they eat like Eric Cartman, they talk like Eric Cartman

you too can live vicariously through Eric Cartman

Fill the void with food.

>>16939718
Honestly I'm 29 and I'm still trying to figure this out. The best I've come up with is to literally work yourself until you stop thinking about it. I try every day to collapse into my bed in exhaustion.

This has made me good at everything in my house. I cook. I clean. I gym. I do laundry, wooo so adult. When I want sex, I Tinder. My life feels like I'm a robot on repeat. I don't even know what to do with my friends anymore because they're married.

So I guess my advice to you is the same advice I try to live myself - work a lot and try to keep good friends when you find them.

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>>16939722

>>16939827
it's true

children who grow up with dogs are healthier than average.
children who grow up with cats are sick more than average.
children who grow up with cats that go outside are sick even more.
cat goes out and eats dead birds, and rats, comes home and gives kid the plague.

NEVER.

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>>16939753
Qeq

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>>16939753
You mean this guy?

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>>16939844

>>16939844
holocaust didnt happen
sexism isnt real
vaccinating your kids are for devil worshippers
black people arent oppressed

source:your ass full of dicks

>>16939860
Milguh kip

>>16939844
http://thebark.com/content/dogs-can-make-children-healthier

Throw a party. Even if nobody cums, it'll be fun.

>>16939844
Oh, like dogs don't eat and roll in shit and bring it inside. I love dogs, but this is a thing they most definitely do.

>>16939732
ok then get a small one, long haired chihuahua is my personal recommendation for a good apartment dog
http://dogs.animal-world.com/Toy-Dog-Breeds/LongHairedChihuahua.php

If you don't want to get an animal:

Go out around the town often. Spend time in coffeeshops and bookstores. Join clubs in your area that are related to your interests. Play online games with social capabilities. Have a project that you can pour your heart and soul into. Play music and sing along. Chat to people online. Practice a skill like writing or drawing or cooking or fixing/taking shit apart.

>>16939718
Find a roommate. Live better for cheaper. Start epic bromance. Nohomo handjobs while watching TV.