When I pet my cat, my dick starts leaking pre. I just pet the

Op you fucking weirdo

Dont tthnk about it.

>>16936919
sometimes my pet rats jizzes on me, sux brahh

>>16936919
the lack of connection to anything alive for extended periods of time does that to a person. If you want it to stop you're going to need to either going to need to fuck some hookers or get into an actual relationship, which is unlikely considering the vast majority of anons are on the spectrum.

when you cum on cat does she hiss at penis?

I remember before i could get boners I would play with myself on my stomach.

Im talking 5 and 6 years old I was fucking masterbating.

Id roll my right hand into a fist and put it under my abdomen for support while i stroked my dick with my left hand.

One time the cat was on my bed and my balls were moving when I was going really hard and the cat swatted at them.

Give the damn cat more love! The poor thing is so excited because it's neglected too much!!!!! (or else it might have a health issue - but try for the love first)

>>16937296
I was afraid of it being something like that.

However unwelcome the idea, it provides some comfort nonetheless. Thank you.

Maybe your dick is just making a pun about stroking pussy.