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What happens if you stop masturbating? Do I get super powers?

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What happens if you stop masturbating?
Do I get super powers?
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sort of. even if i dont masturbate for 2 godamn days im a social butterfly making girls smile left and right

i mean i could still do it after a day of jerking it. but i just dont want to. i become just kinda lazy and lame

fucking addicted to masturbating for like 10 godamn years now fuck
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>>16936847
only if you stopped for a prolonged period. Like 20 years ? accelerated regeneration, immunity to disease. 40 years ? super speed. 60 years ? control of elements and gravity.
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>>16936847
I stopped for a month and I did get looks from women. I guess it makes you seek out women's attention more, but for me it did not get me into a relationship so I fapped.
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>>16936847
>that vegetable
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>>16936847
I don't understand. Why would YOU get superpowers if I stopped masturbating?
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>>16937818
kek

check em
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>>16937888
Checked. Nice trips home boy
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>>16937892

thanks bro
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>>16936847
A healthy person either masturbates at least once a week or gets laid.
I once stopped masturbating for a month and had sex - it was bad. I couldnt last longer than a minute because I was too horny for this shit.

I still masturbate when I feel the need but I stopped masturbating to porn. I can now easily last 20-40 minutes with self control.
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>>16936847
I've never masturbated and I don't have any powers
unless you count super-weakness a power
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>>16937903
where did you get once a week from?
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>>16936847
Yeah, you turn into "LOW ENERGY MAAAAAAAN"
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>>16936946
Truth has delivered this thread
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I did for like 3 months (4 months ago)
I'm currently going back (havent jerked it in a week or so feelsgoodman)
I still suck at texting girls no matter how far I go though ;_;7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_PeLNzxNQ

Mermaid man's actor lived to 95, here's his secret.
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>>16937903
>>16937903
Please elaborate on that last sentence anon
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>>16938538
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>>16936847
nothing happens to you if >I stop masturbating
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>>16938568
what a guy
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