How much more pussy will I get if I change my name to Slash?

>>16934574
-1

>>16934574
You can realistically slash that number in half

>>16934574
I started calling my self Wordz (short for Edwards) and chicks b digging my dick now

As a bisexual man, I would never fuck you if you were named Slash.

Twice as much. Two times zero is still zero.

>>16934600
What about Blaze/Blaise?

>>16934602
Um, Blaise is a chick's name, so still zero.

Do you live in the 80s? That might keep your chances neutral, otherwise you'll be hurting your game.

Just go by Pete.

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He's swimming in pussy. Why aren't you?

>>16934574

"Slash" would double your pussy. Why not quadruple your pussy by going all in with "The Slash"?