Sooo... whats up with HIPPA laws? Here's the thing. The

Huh? No you idiot, what stays with the therapist won't leave the room. You did nothing wrong because you were drunk out of your mind.

Move on.

>>16578390

No, I'm nervous that the fact that I asked for a Z-pack and STD test will show up in some sort of record someday.

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>>16578402
No that shits sealed

>tfw worse thing about being an army medic was knowing all the people that had fucked up std shit going on
>couldn't tell anyone
>see these people every day and work with them

>>16578384

Or, you know, you COULD talk to your wife about it and say, "Hey, I was fucked up drunk and something almost happened." I mean, between the therapy bills and the stories from your friends, it's pretty obvious it wasn't anything serious. Your marriage should be able to support something like that. Plus, it's a good chance to clear your consience and not have to keep paying medical bills.

Honestly it's more fucked up you lied to the doctor. You shouldn't be taking antibiotics unless you need them, 20,000 people already die a year from antibiotic resistant infections you stupid fucking shithead.

>>16578485

Yeah that'd work great Anon

>"H-Hey hun, uh, I got head from a hooker but I wasn't hard I promise."

>"Okay I'm glad we got that huge fight out of the way. So then the next day I went and ago an STD test an antibiotics because I claimed to have unprotected sex. BUT I DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT!?"

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They can't release your records unless you specifically authorize it- not even to your wife.

Just in case, though: You had the STD test before the marriage "just to be sure," and got the Z-pac for a sinus infection.

And FWIW: I have never gotten a summary from an insurance company describing past events. All I've ever gotten is current bills, and even then it just says what the total bill was and how much of it they paid.

Your insurance might eventually send a summary of benefits which includes adjustments made to the cost of the doctor's visit. (Costs which you probably never saw yourself because they were adjusted and you just pay a co-pay.) There will be the name of the practice and the code for services on that summary. The visit itself would be suspicious but the code would be self-evident with a little Googling. Also if you filled a prescription under the policy's drug plan, that could appear as well.

That having been said I don't believe (or at least support) the whole therapist thing anyway. Plus simply getting the antibiotics makes no difference. They wouldn't clear you out fast enough; your wife would still contract the STD. Then you'd just catch it back.

I say this because the insurance is irrelevant. You need to come clean voluntarily before your wife risks infertility. You and your supposed therapist are risking her health here.

And for everyone in this thread who isn't trolling like OP: this is why cheating is a no-no.

>>16579605
You may never have received one because virtually all insurers do it "paperless" these days, but they're mandated by law to furnish subscribers with summaries. It's waiting for you online if you go check.