I think somebody took a shit in my bed while no one was home

>>16577821
You can't be too sure. Taste it to confirm.

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Seriously. It was under my sheets.

>>16577833
Call ghostbusters.

>>16577833
kek

Well if you have a roomie or pet you can blame someone. If not, then someone broke into your house. Shit does have dna in it if you care enough to hunt the guy down.

>>16577860
Only if their DNA is on file somewhere. OP could have a serial pooper in his area.

Isn't this an episode of Always Sunny?

>>16577833
kek. you'd get better advice from /b/

>>16577833
Looks like dog shite.

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>>16577875
My life is an episode of always sunny.

>>16577905
They tried to get me to check through the poop for hidden microphones. I'm not falling for that shit.

>>16577981
That's what I thought too.

>>16577857
No response.

>>16577860
My cat was outside my closed room when I came home. I doubt my sister would do this to me.

Pic related is my cat. I don't think he did it. His poop looks different.

>>16577821
What evidence do you have that it wasn't you?