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What are some ways to make about $1000 in less than a week? Willing

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What are some ways to make about $1000 in less than a week? Willing to do quite a few things.
Thanks
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>>16577606
Have you considered getting a job? Always works for me.
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Suck 1,000 dicks for $1 each.

~Sponsored by /biz/
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>>16577606
100 blow jobs at $10 a pop.

You could charge more if you're attractive, and, or skilled.

I am dead serious. You have limited time and options.
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>>16577627

Beat me to it.

(Which would mean you'd only have to suck 999 cocks for $1 each, HEEEEYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

(PS: The ridiculous difficulty of these captcha's made me laugh more than making this post... I gave up tryin' to find the second picture with fries and assumed the were just under the truck on a picture).
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>>16577636
I've never, ever ONCE gotten captcha correct on my first try. I'm pretty sure it's designed to force you to fail the first time around.
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>>16577656
>>16577636
>not enjoying a 4chan pass
Time is money, friends.
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>>16577659
Can time get me a big Mac?
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>>16577659
>not being anon
this is 4chin fggt get with the program
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>>16577606
find a clinic to sell blood plasma, it won't get you $1k, but its something
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>>16577666
Do you accept big macs as payment for 30 minutes with my dick in your throat?

>>16577680
>hurr durr wi r legiun
It's not 2010. 5 years and 1 admin later and there is still no global forced anon.
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>>16577633
>>16577627
>>16577636

Interesting. Keep the ideas coming. BJ's are not an option, but not for the reason you might think.
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What do you need the money for?
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>>16577625
What fucking job do you have cracker?
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>>16577865

Does it matter?
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You always have the option to roll around town picking of various amounts of recyclable trash and then take it to the recycling center
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>>16577881
It'd take me about 4 days to earn that kind of scratch after taxes. Just ask for a loan from your parents if it's something important.
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>>16577856
Omg, you were born without a mouth?
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