So I had a little anal sex mishap and Im freaking out. today

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>>16577549
Why the fuck would you plan anal sex without properly cleaning yourself beforehand? That's fucking gross.

>>16577549
It pretty much always happens if you haven't fasted for 2-3 days and given yourself a mineral oil enema like the pornstars do.

>>16577574
this /thread

>>16577567
I wasn't considering the anal until he mentioned he wanted butt play and which was just before dinner. I've also never taken an enema before and this is the first time this happened

>>16577574
I just don't like the ideas of enemas.. Arnt they uncomfortable and messy? I guess I just won't have anal anymore.


I'm more scared if my boyfriend being scared off or thinking I'm gross now

>>16577567
this, fucking gross. I would be disgusted in guy's place. No anal is way better than literally shitty anal

>>16577601
They're about as uncomfortable as really bad diarrhea. They're only messy if you do things you wouldn't be doing with a bad case of diarrhea.

If you aren't orgasming from anal then you might as well just skip it since you aren't willing to do the prep work to avoid situations like this one. Explain to your boyfriend that you didn't know how to prepare for it and he'll probably forgive you.

>>16577601
>I just don't like the ideas of enemas.. Arnt they uncomfortable and messy?

I'd hate to sound like /r9k/, but that is the stupidest form of logic I've ever heard.

>I don't mind taking a meaty penis up my poop-chute
>whoaaa WATER up my butt?? That just sounds extremely painful and just weird!!

>>16577549
He might break up with you. It sounds shallow but it's something that cannot be unseen. The smell will be with him for a while.

>>16577622
Uhg well he just called me to make sure I made it home safe and asked if I could hang out on the weekend with him and his friends but ya I'm scared about the smell being with him forever :(

Sorry I laughed a lot.


I would probably forgive if it was my gf. I mean, who'd break up with someone they care about because of one embarrassing incident? But yeah, maybe no more anals for you guys?

It's a bit gross, yeah, but he chose to stick his dick inside your butthole. He accepted a certain level of risk that he might find evidence of shit. Don't make a big deal out of it, just don't mention it.

Anal isn't really that great in real life, to be honest.

If you don't take extreme precautions beforehand, it's something that's likely to happen from time to time. Don't sweat it too much if things coming out of your poop shoot smell like poop.

In the future, consider a quick enema. The normal bulb ones aren't all that uncomfortable. They're thin, and squirting warm water out of your ass isn't bad. Could help out a little. But like Trucker said, pornstars usually go above and beyond for that scat-free finish. There are no guarantees if you do the bare minimum.

>>16577678
Ya probably not, I told him never again and he said I was over reacting

Like >>16577689 said, he knew the risks when he signed up for this.

>>16577690
Ahh maybe a bulb one wouldn't be to bad.. I was thinking about really intense ones for some reason.
>>16577689
Thanks this made me feel better

>>16577693
You are overreacting. Relax. It's kind of funny is all. nothing to worry or think any more about.

If he's your boyfriend what's the deal with coming out with and mentioning it. Tried it twice on my gf. First time she said it hurt but it felt so good I almost kept going. Anyway a month later we try again and as soon as I properly got going I smelt something off and so did she. It happens and its not a big deal unless you treat it like some taboo subject.

It's normal. It can happen even if you had an enema before. Especially if he cums inside you. The cum acts like an enema. And yeah, shit and cum combined doesn't smell like roses. It's really no biggie. You did anal. The two of you had to be aware that there might be SOME shitty incident. He'll get over it, unless he's an immature idiot

>>16577549

Why the fuck do people even try anal. I mean what is the point

Dicks are not meant to go in there. Poo comes out of there. Dicks go in vaginas, and I guess they can go in mouths and hands too. But poo chutes? No thanks.

>>16578132
It's because asses are tight and it's alao the excitement to stick your peepee where it doesn't belong. But if you have a problem with poo coming out of a place that was designed to let poo out, you are way too immature to have sex anyways

>>16578132
Because degeneracy. Not homosexuality per say. I also think straight buttfucking is literally retarded as well. Literally, as in, you're shoving something UP the place that feces are meant to escape from. How the hell does any mentally sane person want to do that?