So I found a phone and decided to keep it for myself (I'm

How about:

1) Fuck you
2) Seriously, fuck you

>>16574534
>can the police see my phone number using IMEI alone?

yes

>>16574542
Geez, he didn't steal it. I found $10 in Wallmart, do you hate me too?

>>16574534
They can get your number if they tried hard enough. Depending on the phone, it's almost impossible to turn off the tracking.

>>16574534

Why not be a decent human being, and go turn it in to whatever service provider that phone uses? There's someone out there needing their phone.

>>16574551

It's not like OP has no way of returning the phone to the owner. If they wanted to they would be asking this board methods on how to give it back, not unlock it so they can essential steal it.

>>16574534
I'd like to have lots of sex with the girl in the picture. She looks like she likes it rough. I'd fuck her pussy as hard as possible, and then cum on her tits.

Post nude pictures of that girl so I can fap to them.

>>16574612

I wouldn't have sex with her. She looks too fake. I'd rather fuck a more normal looking girl

>>16574623
>a less attractive looking girl

>>16574635

That girl doesn't look real. Look at all of that shitty makeup

I'd still grab her tits and put my hand down her pants to rub her pussy.

>>16574646

no you wouldn't

>>16574648
Yes I would. I'd smack her in the face with my dick too.

>>16574654

Yeah right. You'd probably go limp then piss on the ground and scream like cat "HISSSSSSS"

>>16574671
No, I'd cum on her face and tits first, and maybe in her ass too

>>16574678

Sure you would

>>16574685
I just fapped, so I don't feel like it anymore.

you're retarded.

>>16574612
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>>16574646
>>16574648
>>16574654
>>16574671
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>>16574758

ITT: /adv/ writes a scene from a novel about a misunderstood childhood genius, and his unlikely friendship with a young delinquent