Apparently I'm not gay, but the only women I'm attracted

How fat? And do you mean gothic?

You are being way too ambiguous for 4chan. No need to speak cryptically, just say everything very bluntly, that's the beauty of anonymity.

>>16569052
idk like not immobile. kinda hard to explain since standards are different around the world and a girl that's BIG in this corner of Europe would be just mildly bigger than average in most places of the US.

As long as there's like no ribs showing and I can get my arms around her we're good.

And not really like standard gothic but just weird. Pink hair and hard makeup and black nail polish and shit.

>>16569061
If we say 25% of alternative girls are crazy, and 25% of fat girls are crazy, I'm going to guess roughly 50% of alternative fat girls are crazy, because I'm bad at math.

On a scale of one to ten how fukcign fucked am I?

>>16569063
So not fat at all but average girls? And colored hair. Go to tumblr or /soc/

>>16569072
>Go to tumblr or /soc/

my goal was to avoid the crazy

>>16569086
I don't think there are girls with pink hair that aren't crazy. I think once in highschool I put some pink in my hair. It was a rebellious stage years ago. But I prefer to keep my natural color as an adult.

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>>16569049
Go for the women who are voluptuous.

Dem curves are better when it's not on the belly.

>>16569099
This idea should never be disagreed with.

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>How do I maneuvre this without sticking my dick in crazy?

you cannot. You are stuck with the loonies forever.