QUICK, I NEED HELP I have a seven paragraph formal essay on

>>16560300
It's a high school essay. Just split a paragraph in half and you're done.

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>>16560310
He's right you know.

>>16560310
I didn't think of that. HOLY SHIT. I CAN ACTUALLY DO THAT

You could probably have a paragraph about love and relationships no?

has your english teacher made a point to talk about the light on the other side of the bay? spent two days talking about that shit. argue with them about it meaning fuck all, they love that.

fucking hated that book. I was told we were going to read and analyze things not just written by old white guys. realized later that was latent and ineffective anti-establishment sentiment from people that never really accomplished anything other than marrying rich men talking.

this has basically nothing to do with what you asked for help with. I've had a few, and i'm just talking.

>>16560368
I hate it too. It's over rated tripe. That's why I can't fucking write about it. I just can't bring myself to care.

the great gatsby is shit and the only reason why it's standard hs curriculum is because it's so overbearingly simple that it's a good start to teach someone how to analyze and understand literature

>>16560300
>>>/lit/

Next time write it up as soon as you get the assignment. And don't wait until the last minute to do it.

okay, i just bullshited my way through the last argument comparing bootlegging to the drug cartel. I'm good

>>16560300
>7 paragraphs
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you retarded?

>>16560780
I had writer's block. Got over it. Finished the essay. It's over now

Guys please help I have a 300 word essay due tomorrow.

Seriously though, 7 paragraphs? Writer's block? Are you a moron?

>>16560858
>Are you a moron?
yeah